Poll: To not wear pants?

[Zeren]

I would wear them if only to keep my legs from getting scratched up during the day and to hold my phone and wallet.

I think this is also relevant to this thread.

 

[Fijiman]

Of course I'd wear pants! Where the fuck else am I supposed to keep all my crap? Although I do prefer shorts over pants.

And because this is somewhat related.
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/

 

[neoontime]

Wait, shorts count as pants, cause that's all I wear?

 

[Goofguy]

While I would prefer not to wear pants, I need them to hold my stuff (wallet, keys, cell phone). I don't really care about fashion, it's all about comfort but practicality is an important consideration.

 

[karcentric]

I like my pants, I try to buy cool looking jeans, so I'd rather show them off.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

If I'm just lounging around the house, then I find sweatpants are a lot more comfortable then just underwear (unless it's a particularly hot day) so I'd probably just wear those if people stopped giving a shit altogether about attire. Until that day comes, jeans are the only thing I'll be caught wearing outside of the house, or tracksuit bottoms if I'm doing some form of exercise (rare as that is these days).

 

[snagli]

I'm not very fond of my legs. Massive, long, muscled, incredibly hairy slabs of meat. I do not want anyone to see them, and therefore I always wear long, heavy pants (even in the summer, people give me looks).

 

[Living Contradiction]

Ah, freedom from trousereal restrictions in public. What fun.

I'd have to start wearing a jacket though, because I'd lose my pockets. It'd depend on the season too because (winter + pantslessness = the uncontrollable shivers). Although I could probably get around that with a really good pair of longjohns.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

If I'm not wearing any pants, where will I put my stuff?

(seriously I carry EVERYTHING in my pockets)

 

[CoL0sS]

If I were more daring, I'd probably wear kilt. But to answer your question, I would always wear pants. I don't have legs for anything else.

Also:

 

[excalipoor]

Shirtless? Never. Pantsless? Yes please! I've got rock hard calves and quads of steel. Wouldn't mind showing those off. I already never wear pants at home, or in my dreams.

 

[Thistlehart]

Screw pants!

Kilts for the win[d]!

 

[Fappy]

Also, best part of doing it when it's cold is having someone warm you up after.

But as a woman you don't have to worry about involuntary biological phenomenon happening when you get "warmed up". Jeans do wonders to conceal this unfortunate eventuality!

 

[Tiger Sora]

I need the pockets to hold things for me. And I need a place to put my hands.
So pants on!

 

[toadking07]

Please keep your pants on while typing on the internet!

 

[ImperialSunlight]

If no one had a problem with it, of course.

Hell, I suggest we forego clothing altogether. Unless it's too cold, of course.

And I need a place to put my hands.

Too much information >.>

 

[Fappy]

Also, best part of doing it when it's cold is having someone warm you up after.

But as a woman you don't have to worry about involuntary biological phenomenon happening when you get "warmed up". Jeans do wonders to conceal this unfortunate eventuality!

True. However, I can't flaunt what I have nearly as much as a man like you could. So we have our advantages and disadvantages. Also, sometimes...depending on the biological mass of the phenomenon, pants don't hide jack. I pay attention to these things, mostly because I'm very observant. It's always fun to see. xD

Well it depends on a number of factors. Are you at half-mast or full throttle bonezone? Are you wearing jeans or a thinner material? If the phenomenon in question doesn't have excessive mass it is quite easy to conceal it assuming you have the ability to modify the region. Usually this not an option however and it will likely slip to one side where people like you will notice them.

In the end it's all about big shirts/jackets and waste-bands. That's the only way to get 100% stealth.

 

[VladG]

Pants on. Need pockets.

Alternatively, I imagine a kilt would be quite comfortable... especially in the summer. It needs pockets though.