Landrius said:
Qitz said:
I never got why we test things on animals. Maybe because it's easier, and cheaper, to just grab some rabbit and pump it full of drugs but I still doubt just how useful the data is.
Personally, I'd just let them test on Death Row inmates, but them I'm a heartless bastard.
From what I understand one reason is that often the researchers need to try to reproduce the disease or condition or whatever in the test subject(s) in order to then be able to try different ways of alleviating it.
I've never posted before, but this topic is a bit of a personal issue for me, so I felt I should. I suffer from something called Crohn's Disease (an autoimmune disease generally affecting the digestive system). It's a condition for which there has not been much in the way of any sort of medicine up until recently and for which there is still no cure and on top of that what medicines there are for it would not be there if they hadn't managed to finally reproduce the condition in a type of chimpanzee, I believe. So, yeah. It's not really something you can deal with, as without medicine it tends to get to the point where you either have to have some serious and risky surgery (which doesn't always work) or you die.
So those who would like to say it's never okay to test on animals, in a world where we do no such medical research, what would you have those like myself do, with nothing to stand between us and the very real problem of death?
To clarify, my personal stance on the actual poll is that animal testing is ethically right if it can save lives. I do get rather pissed at those who say "Never" because it's essentially a big middle finger to myself and many, many others.
This... Now, this with Sciency-Ethicy dialogue done with whatever voices you feel like (I like one of them to sound like they're still denying that their voice is deeper than it used to be. The other can sound like a stuffy Scottish professor, or whatever. Actually, really, make up your own voices here.)
A:"We have a new disease! We've never seen anything like it before! We need a new medicine!"
B:"But Doctor: There's no medicine for treating anything remotely related to it!"
A:"Dammit, we need to make a new medicine ourselves! Quick! Analyze the factors and symptoms in human patients! Let's find out what we're worki-"
B:"Done! We've actually been working on analyzing it for years. We had to be sure it was a new disease."
A:"Ok, then in the meantime, try something that remotely treats the symptoms on the human patients we have while we have a research-off to create a new compound!"
5 seconds to 5 years later...
B:"We have a new drug!"
A:"Let's try it out!"
B:"But Doctor, you don't mean human testing? This is a completely new, untested substance!"
A:"Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a German doctor!"
B:"...really?"
A:"Yeah, you know... like that Mengele guy."
B:"Ok, so not like Freud then, who also happens to be a German doctor..."
A:"Ok, ok, ok, not a Nazi doctor."
B:"..."
A:"A doctor not named 'Mengele'."
B:"..."
A:"Com'on! What's wrong with that?"
B:"Isn't that getting a little old?"
A:"Its not like I'm mentioning someone from the Dark Ages who tested new surgical techniques on peasants! Its not like I'm mentioning a Stone Age skull-driller!"
B:"Admittedly, yes..."
A:"Mengele is well known! He is the classic example of unethical human testing!"
B:"Yes, but what about that guy who developed the icepick-lobotomy, or Soviet doctors who experimented with hypothermia treatments by purposefully freezing people half to death, or-"
A:"You don't even remember their names!"
B:"Ok, ok, fine. So no human testing."
A:"Not yet. We don't know how dangerous it could be!"
B:"Yeah, we don't know if it could cure the disease, make it worse, or have horrible, horrible side effects. Or even just be an outright poison!"
A:"Yes! And, we also need to test it on the disease! We can't just give people that disease."
B:"And what if it causes cancer or heart disease? We wouldn't find that out in humans for years."
A and B look at each other meaningfully.
A:"You thinking?"
B:"What I'm thinking?"
A and B:"Rabbits and Monkeys!"
2 years later
A and B:"Commence human testing!"