Poll: Twilight or Vampires Suck?
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Of course I'd choose neither.
But because that's not an option here, even if some people think it is, I'm going to have to go with Twilight. Sure, twilight is horrible, but you can laugh at it, because it's so bad while still taking itself to seriusly. Vampire's Suck is awful and they're not taking themselves seriously. That's like a bad comedian relying only on jokes about Justin Beiber, because that's what's "hip".
But because that's not an option here, even if some people think it is, I'm going to have to go with Twilight. Sure, twilight is horrible, but you can laugh at it, because it's so bad while still taking itself to seriusly. Vampire's Suck is awful and they're not taking themselves seriously. That's like a bad comedian relying only on jokes about Justin Beiber, because that's what's "hip".
Twilight is comedy genius (intended or not)
Vampires Suck makes me want to punch myself to death.
Vampires Suck makes me want to punch myself to death.
Twilight, at least Muse is in the soundtrack (one of my fav bands). Plus Twilight is funny on it's own, Edward Cullen always looks like he is about to poop.
Twilight.
Seriously, we don't need a (horribly written by people with 12-year old senses of humor) movie to make fun of Twilight. It does it itself.
Also because I think the horrible farce that passes for a 'parody movie' needs to die out- Twilight will be forgotten, but this horrible, horrible form of 'comedy' will keep on going if we keep spending money on it
Seriously, we don't need a (horribly written by people with 12-year old senses of humor) movie to make fun of Twilight. It does it itself.
Also because I think the horrible farce that passes for a 'parody movie' needs to die out- Twilight will be forgotten, but this horrible, horrible form of 'comedy' will keep on going if we keep spending money on it
Real Twilight, no contest.
I gave up with those parody monstrosities after Scary Movie 2.
The horror.
I gave up with those parody monstrosities after Scary Movie 2.
The horror.
I wouldn't watch either one since I hate everything Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have ever directed and Stephanie Meyer is a talentless hack who managed to do the impossible by taking the Vampire mythos and emasculating it even more than Anne Rice did.
But I suppose if for some reason an escaped lunatic was holding my Dog hostage and was going to do unspeakably horrible things to it if I didn't watch one or the other, I'd go with Vampires Suck.
At least that way there's a statistically irrelevant and minute possibility that I might laugh at a joke.
But I suppose if for some reason an escaped lunatic was holding my Dog hostage and was going to do unspeakably horrible things to it if I didn't watch one or the other, I'd go with Vampires Suck.
At least that way there's a statistically irrelevant and minute possibility that I might laugh at a joke.
I'll go see Twilight. Because if I have to see a movie I don't want to see, I might as well see the one girls are gonna see. Whereas Vampire's Suck is marketed towards 13 years olds, who are all probably assholes. Even without the chick factor, anything in this world is better than Friedberg and Seltzer. Fuck those asswipes
The original Twilight. At least it has Ashley Greene, and Nikki Reed to ogle at, even though theres nothing else that's even slightly interesting.
even though I hate Twilight I would still prefer it over anything made by Seltzerberg they actualy put EFFORT in Twilight, Seltzerberg never TRIED