Poll: Ultimate Man Fight

[sir.rutthed]

Ok, so these awesome manly men are in a fight to the death, no rules; anything goes. Who would win? Why? How? Would the human race be better off with just one awesome manly man? There can be only one, and you decide who.

Also, note the obligatory cameo. I figure it's the Escapist's turn for a cameo.

 

[Naheal]

I voted for the Heavy, but Betty White came up and delivered a message.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Sean Connery. But it wouldn't be an easy fight...

 

[clubdrift123]

You can always "COUNT" on Clint Eastwood!

 

[FalloutJack]

Basically, Sean Connary would scoff at anyone bringing a knife to a gunfight, and he'd have more bullets than Clint Eastwood, but then you have guys like Mal who bring MORE gun and rarely count the bullets in the chamber. Plus, he cheats.

 

[jumjalalabash]

No Ultimate Warrior option? For shame OP for shame.

Find him on youtube and prepare for head asploding.

 

[lucky_bob45]

I second the Vote for Bruce Campbell and his almighty chin.

thought I'd rather watch Tom Arnold Vs John Schneider.

 

[crudus]

Teddy Roosevelt would win. Teddy got shot while giving a speech. He continued to give that speech after he was shot. Hell, a fellow politician said "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

Second place would go to Andrew Jackson.

Oh, out of the people in the pole. Then Sir Thomas Sean Connery. Who else is a Sir on that list?

 

[nico74]

Old Spice Guy FTW. I mean come-on he was on the freaking horse backwards, and we didn't know!

 

[Paksenarrion]

Where is Mr. Rogers on the poll?

 

[olendvcook]

I know you omitted Chuck Norris because everyone would just vote for him and that is boring but I'm still saying Chuck Norris.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

It is absolutely criminal that Kratos is not in this poll. Unless he was removed because of his obvious inevietable victory, and the question is, "Who would win in a fight BESIDES Kratos?"

 

[Pecoros7]

Other notable exceptions include, but are not limited to: Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, John Wayne and James Stuart. My vote in the poll goes to Betty White. My real vote for manliest man goes to Peck.

 

[DJDarque]

The obvious choice is Sean Connery. He could kill people with his voice alone.

 

[Twilight_guy]

It doesn't matter who wins, Patrick Steward would come in and kill them all.