Poll: video game pranks

[MiracleOfSound]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

Another response to teabaggng you can use is 'Usually I have to pay guys 5 dollars for this kind of attention but you're doing it for free! yay!'

This is gold! *Gets a notepad and a pen*

Haha enjoy making them very angry

 

[MiracleOfSound]

no, play the game, noobs.

Now, now, Lee...

Please don't call your fellow escapist community members 'noobs'.

Do you really want to make yourself look like an inarticulate simpleton, with a range of communication skills akin to a baboon?

Of course not, now no cookies for you until you say sorry and give us all a kiss.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

Another response to teabaggng you can use is 'Usually I have to pay guys 5 dollars for this kind of attention but you're doing it for free! yay!'

This is gold! *Gets a notepad and a pen*

Haha enjoy making them very angry

Oooh, I just came up with a line

"Yes, I can now clearly see that you are overcompensating for your small penis, thanks for showing me the truth you very honest man."

 

[Joens]

In SSBB as Bowser, I use his side-special at the edge of a platform to grab them and jump off it. Technically they go down first, so I win >


example here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adw1EgZpFHw

 

[Proteus214]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911525 My favorite.

Wow, that just made my day lol.

 

[Slash Dementia]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911525 My favorite.

That was great.

It's not much of a prank, but when the opposite team has like 2 people because the rest quit, I try to make them win. Of course it doesn't work all the time, but I take a mongoose to their base and keep beeping until one of their members decides to hop on. I then take this person to our base, allow him to grab the flag and then I return him to his base for a point.

Either that or I put land mines under our vehicles.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

Another response to teabaggng you can use is 'Usually I have to pay guys 5 dollars for this kind of attention but you're doing it for free! yay!'

This is gold! *Gets a notepad and a pen*

Haha enjoy making them very angry

Oooh, I just came up with a line

"Yes, I can now clearly see that you are overcompensating for your small penis, thanks for showing me the truth you very honest man."

Or you could shorten it and say 'ooooh... THERE it is'

 

[Cherry Cola]

Whenever someone teabags me, I get this furious rage inside me. But then I think "It would be cruel of me to make someone else feel as mad as I am right now" and doesn't teabag the guy back. Instead I go for a manhunt like a coldblooded killer after him...

I always find it hysterical when I get teabagged... it's like 'Dude, you are putting your balls in my mouth... you must really fancy me'

Dude, I'm totally stealing that for when I play online with a mic.

Another response to teabaggng you can use is 'Usually I have to pay guys 5 dollars for this kind of attention but you're doing it for free! yay!'

This is gold! *Gets a notepad and a pen*

Haha enjoy making them very angry

Oooh, I just came up with a line

"Yes, I can now clearly see that you are overcompensating for your small penis, thanks for showing me the truth you very honest man."

Or you could shorten it and say 'ooooh... THERE it is'

We could make money of this

 

[Khaos Theory]

When Halo 2 had just come out, a friend and I practiced a special maneuver with the Banshee just for kicks.

Then we ended up playing CTF on Coagulation with some guys we knew over Live, and the mics were all connected so not only were we getting terribly killed, but they were trash talking horribly. We don't play often, and usually play clean, so the bragging and teabagging didn't go over well with us.

So I gave my buddy the signal. He jumped in the warthog and started gunning the motor, I got in a Banshee and soared over the enemy base at ceiling height, too high for them to do much but nick me.

Then I bailed out directly over their base.

I fell straight down through the hole and right on top of the flag. I shotgunned the first guard, grabbed the flag and made a run for the hatch to the basement. I could hear the other team panicking over the mic, literally screaming, some were even shooting at each other in the confusion. By this time my friends had screamed in with the warthog and were blasting everywhere with the gauss cannon.

I might not have made the hatch except for one piece of pure Irish luck: there was one guy who kept his head on straight in all the confusion, and he jumped down into the flag room to chase me.

He got about three steps before the Banshee fell through the hole in the roof and crushed him. It's been years, and I can still hear that scream of WHAT THE F**K?! ringing in my head.

After that, I strolled out, jumped in the Warthog's passenger seat and screamed back to our base. We hit a guy on our way back to base, too. My gunner jumped off in order to teabag his corpse.

You sir are an inspiration to us all. I now feel kinda crappy when the best i can come up with is persuading Noobs to build a level 4 Sentry on TF2 by pressing the legendary f12 button.

 

[G1eet]

On 007: Nightfire, on the ski resort map with the cable cars, I hoarded tripmines up at the top of my base. (It was an FFA style game)

Once I had found a good vantage point, I started laying down the mines at the top of the base. Luckily, there are railings around the top, so it was easy to make a web of lasers.

On my radar I see that someone is coming to the base, so I hide on the other side of the roof. When I see the blip move closer, I peeked over the top of the roof. I saw someone come out onto the top of the base, wielding a Samurai (a laser cannon). Half a second later, my controller starts shaking like mad- it looked like someone had dropped a nuke, the explosion was so big.

It's quite similar to <spoiler=this> <youtube=YqQVSnYqPxI>

 

[person427]

Sometimes when I play DDR at home against somebody, I'll stand on the dance pad but use the controller instead. Not really a prank though, more of a cheat.

wouldent someone notice?

I only do this if they ask me to set it up. I plug in the controller, leave the plug for the mat right under the controller slot, put the mat next to a table, and put the controller on the table. Then I step randomly while pressing buttons on the controller that's on the table.

 

[Merteg]

In Call of Duty: World at War my buddies and I throw sticky grenades at each other and run into a group of enemies.

I once got dogs off it, it was hilarious!

 

[Kermi]

On Halo 3, I placed a trip mine below a warthog and just watched as someone else got in, drove it, and exploded. It was a good day.

A great tactic, except when you do it at your own base, where your team is spawning.

 

[Leonight7]

In Killzone I would suicide bomb people with grenades.

 

[GonzoGamer]

sometimes but not too much

Although "if they want me to" was close. I only do things like that when the situation warrants it.

Spammers and spawncampers often get frustrated by my sneaky use of mines and airstrikes: mostly talking about Warhawk.

 

[Acidwell]

Its not really a kill but i was watching my friend play wow, some guy logged on and said another shortcut for inventory was alt-f4 then the event log showed up that about 5 people had logged out.

Also

On Halo 3, I placed a trip mine below a warthog and just watched as someone else got in, drove it, and exploded. It was a good day.

This works in warhawk if you plant them on the planes and then run off

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

My best friend and I used to play the original Halo co-op campaign a lot. We both went to great lengths to get sneak kills on one another.

A quick pause after winning a big battle to share a hi-five and then before he can put his hands back on the controller... "THWAK!". Assassination and steal his frag grenades/pistol ammo.
Or grabbing the tank on "Assualt on the Control Room" only to start blasting my buddy who's driving the Warthog.
Standing close to the edge so when your buddy respawns he falls into the abyss that exists within each and every Forerunner structure on the Halo ring.

Things like that. Fun stuff. He got me lots of times too, but I'm not telling his tales of glorious betrayal.