Poll: Viva La Revolution!

[Waweegee]

Okay Guys,
It's time to put the Escapist back into the hands of you. The Viewer.
Let's say that you, and you alone get to choose the fate of two Segments on the Escapist. Two and Only Two. And by choose the Fate, I mean eradicate them. Completely. The one you want gone the Most, vote for on the Poll. The other, well we all enjoy hearing each others Opinions, and maybe you want something gone that isn't on the List!
Oh and don't forget a leave your reasonings. I mean, I'm all up for hearing constructive criticism, but openly hating something without a purpose is exactly how Nazi Germany got started!
I'll Begin:
1. Rebecca Mayes. Her untalented crooning and lacklustre Guitar Skills have been pretty lame from the Beginning. What on earth did the Escapist think when they took her on? That bad music would only get finer with age? No Sir. Flush this Turd Down. Now!
2. Movie Reviews with Movie Bob. I'm not saying that the Movie Reviewing needs the Axe, I'm just saying that they need a Reviewer with a little more backbone...And a less nasally annoying voice. He cant make an informed decision about a Movie, he just Flip-Flops between liking a movie and not liking it, like he's that Awkward Dude at a party, a friend of a friend, who's trying desperately to fit in with anyone who'll talk to him. Almost as though he's afraid insulting a movie will result in the producers coming to his house and punching him in the dick...

 

[Internet Kraken]

The hell? Why on earth is Game Dogs not on that list? That's really the only show on this site I would disposes of without a second thought. The other shows I may not like, but I at least see why some people might. And I can tolerate them, so there's no point in me taking away their enjoyment. But with Game Dogs, I really think it's a show so bad that it is damaging the reputation of the Escapist.

 

[Waweegee]

Good! Let the Anger flow through You!

 

[Dragonblade146]

I want to see Rebbecca Mayes gone.
She really is not that talented, and its not that fun. Her songs aren't funny, they hold no merit to me.
Game Dogs is my second choice, its boring and plain.

 

[vivalahelvig]

Vivalahelvig!
Bighugmug!
I sunk her battleship!

 

[AvsJoe]

I disliked every episode of I Hit It With My Axe that I had seen. Axe deserves the Axe.

I also dislike ENN, though I don't despise it because of Kathleen.

 

[Phlakes]

Yeah, Game Dogs. [hyperbole]I don't think anyone watches that.[/hyperbole]

(If you do watch it, please take notice of the hyperbole tags and don't bother replying to me about it.)

Same with IHIWMA. Those two should be cancelled and we can find some more new talent like Extra Credits.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Game Dogs is already Dead. They put it in the Archives, so theres no hope of it coming back.

I voted for Rebecca Mayes Muses and I Hit It With An Axe. Both are bad and unapealing to me (Though I actually gave RMM a couple of Chances, but with IHIWAA I gave it 10 seconds and never saw it again).

You know what I do wanna see on the Escapist? Remember the Live action segmants on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show? (Best Mario Cartoon out of the 3) I wanna see something like that. Those were awesome! And unlike the Cartoon Part, the Characters had some Character to them.

 

[dalek sec]

I disliked every episode of I Hit It With My Axe that I had seen. Axe deserves the Axe.

I also dislike ENN, though I don't despise it because of Kathleen.

Yes, you need to add I Hit it with My Axe, by the gods that show sucks. ENN's not my favorite thing but I can let it slide due to all the other awesome stuff the LRR cast does for the Escapist.

 

[Trivun]

I love all of those, save for Movie Bob. I just disagree entirely with him on pretty much every movie he reviews, and he seems (to me at least) to let personal bias get in the way of judging movies on their own merits, a hell of a lot. The most obvious ones were his reviews of the Twilight films. Fine, they aren't great movies, but they're at least worthy of being judged on their quality rather than the quality of the books, and they're not that bad. As a filmmaker myself I see quite a few good bits in them, the main bad thing is that the actors just don't give a crap (all good actors in other films, by the way...). Movie Bob? He didn't even focus on any good point, he just bashed them all in a way I've only ever seen on the most ardent hater-threads here. Even my brother, who is very critical of anything he doesn't like, has more respect and ability to give fair judgement on the series. And this isn't just to do with Twilight, he's done this loads on plenty of other films too.

In fact, the only thing I like about Movie Bob is that when not reviewing stuff, he does fairly decent and spot-on commentaries on other aspects of the film industry, in the Intermission articles. So we should just keep those, and get rid of the video reviews, and the site would be much better off.

Otherwise, aside from the Publisher's Club (which I don't actually hate, merely dislike slightly), there's nothing about this site I really dislike. Except the fact that I've never been asked to be a moderator. Which I'd love to be. Hint, hint...

 

[yankeefan19]

Where's I Hit it with My Axe? That series definitely deserves to go.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I hate bashing on people on their own site, but I hate I Hit It With My Axe. Nothing in it is humorous at all. That, and I really never liked Unskippable. But that's probably because anytime I watch a video game cutscene I make sure everyone in the house is quiet as a mouse, and Unskippable just butchers that.

 

[Lyri]

I love ENN & LRR, the guys are gold.

Rebecca Mayes on the other hand, not so much. It would be nice if the mods took note of this poll though, Mayes is leading by a huge margin.

 

[zen5887]

I see no point in this.

Like.. why would not just stop watching a show if you didn't like it? I watched the first episode of Game dogs and the first episode of Hit it with my axe, and when I realised that I didn't like them, I stopped watching.

Haven't ranged since, true story.

 

[Waweegee]

I'm sorry about the lack of I.H.I.W.M.A and Game Dogs, however the Poll only had 8 selection tiles, and as I didn't see Game Dogs on the title page I forgot all about it, and There's only so fucking long a game of Dungeons and Dragons can go for, so I assume Mr. Pitts will realize how lame an Idea it actually was banish it from the title screen.

 

[Waweegee]

I see no point in this.

Like.. why would not just stop watching a show if you didn't like it? I watched the first episode of Game dogs and the first episode of Hit it with my axe, and when I realised that I didn't like them, I stopped watching.

Haven't ranged since, true story.

True, but they're taking up valuable space that could be being used to show us some new cutting edge Ideas.

 

[PrimoThePro]

The hell? Why on earth is Game Dogs not on that list? That's really the only show on this site I would disposes of without a second thought. The other shows I may not like, but I at least see why some people might. And I can tolerate them, so there's no point in me taking away their enjoyment. But with Game Dogs, I really think it's a show so bad that it is damaging the reputation of the Escapist.

This. Movie dogs. Not funny, and completely unnecessary garbage. Fix the poll please, sir?