Poll: Voting for the Escapist WarChief (take two)

[MasterSqueak]

[HEADING=3]A Speech For The Escapist Unity Party[/HEADING]​

They ask if you hate trolls.
Of course you hate trolls, we all do, all parties (us anyway, I am unsure about I&C) want to get rid of trolls.

Do not let that sway your vote!

The EUP
Changes that will last
Changes that will matter
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You ask where the EUP called us trolls?

[HEADING=1]DO YOU HATE TROLLS?[/HEADING]​

Of course you do! Unfortunately, if you let the corrupt politicians of the EUP win, they'll let trolls run rampant through our site and won't life a finger to stop them!

Vote for Lord Xandus and the Paladin Party! By working together with Claymorez's Inquisition and Cookies party, we can guard the Escapist from trolls and stop flaming in our community!

[HEADING=2]TOGETHER OUR PARTIES STAND UNTIED AND STRONG![/HEADING]​

See! These parties make claims such as "we can guard the Escapist from trolls and stop flaming in our community" without giving any proof of how they would do so.

Clearly, they are either:

a) Making baseless claims without first formulating a plan to do so.
How can we trust a party that doesn't even have a plan to enforce their policies!

Or

b) Keeping their plans secret from the community.
Can you really trust such a secretive party?

Right in our manifesto we state that we will work with the Spanish Inquisition user group, to stop trolls and flame wars!

 

[MasterSqueak]

[HEADING=3]A Speech For The Escapist Unity Party[/HEADING]​

They claim I can not handle trolls!
Lies!

I direct your attention to a post made a short while ago:

Good idea: Picking an Internet fight for fun.
Bad idea: Picking an Internet fight for fun with Teddy around.
Yes, I feel as though she may be the closest thing we have to something that can defeat a Troll with Text

The EUP
Changes that will last
Changes that will matter
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A quote that may easily be a fake.

 

[MasterSqueak]

[HEADING=1]DO YOU HATE TROLLS?[/HEADING]​

Of course you do! Unfortunately, if you let the corrupt politicians of the EUP win, they'll let trolls run rampant through our site and won't life a finger to stop them!

Vote for Lord Xandus and the Paladin Party! By working together with Claymorez's Inquisition and Cookies party, we can guard the Escapist from trolls and stop flaming in our community!

[HEADING=2]TOGETHER OUR PARTIES STAND UNTIED AND STRONG![/HEADING]​

See! These parties make claims such as "we can guard the Escapist from trolls and stop flaming in our community" without giving any proof of how they would do so.

Clearly, they are either:

a) Making baseless claims without first formulating a plan to do so.
How can we trust a party that doesn't even have a plan to enforce their policies!

Or

b) Keeping their plans secret from the community.
Can you really trust such a secretive party?

We plan on doing so as scheduled watch team reporting or keeping the peace rooting out flamers and keeping everyone in their place.

You mean like the Red Guard? Like the TSI? It would seem that your policies are already in place.

[HEADING=2]Vote for the EUP
Vote for change[/HEADING]

I enjoy seeing how many times you can steal our slogan.

 

[MasterSqueak]

And what said change would be? The old laws are fine yes they need some refinement and enforceing WHICH WE DO PROMISE. But there is no need for new laws.

This is truth. Our manifesto states that we will COORDINATE with anti-troll groups. A united front, if you will.