Poll: Voting for the Escapist WarChief (take two)

[Claymorez]

[HEADING=1] BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT ON ENN:[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Claymorez rumoured to have set his eyes on the Paladins[/HEADING]
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Claymorez when asked this question replied the following:

"I am always open to other party's joining our own. We are not an inflexible party and we are open to user and even our political opponents in-put to furthering ourselves and in turn the community we serve. I have Messaged Xandus with a proposal. I shall issue a press statement when talks have concluded."

[HEADING=2]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

 

[TimeLord]

Claymorez gave me a fuck ton of cookies for voting for him

[HEADING=1]Vote for Claymorez[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Get cookies[/HEADING]

There is no downside

 

[MasterSqueak]

Rally behind Claymorez! He is the cookie lord!

 

[Claymorez]

Claymorez gave me a fuck ton of cookies for voting for him

[HEADING=1]Vote for Claymorez[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Get cookies[/HEADING]

There is no downside

Rally behind Claymorez! He is the cookie lord!

Would either of you like to join the I&C Party? I'll send you both invites. You can be both ministers - we can discuss your positions!

 

[TimeLord]

Claymorez gave me a fuck ton of cookies for voting for him

[HEADING=1]Vote for Claymorez[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Get cookies[/HEADING]

There is no downside

Rally behind Claymorez! He is the cookie lord!

Would either of you like to join the I&C Party? I'll send you both invites. You can be both ministers - we can discuss your positions!

I'm in

*continues munching cookies*

 

[Andaxay]

Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change!

It's true. He provides cookies, and he provides cookies well. I have to admit, he seems the most enthusiastic, too.

 

[child of lileth]

I voted claymorez, because there's cookies at stake. *goes back to my usual parts of the forums*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

As a mighty warlord myself, I respect power, and cookies. I'm on Team Claymorez!

 

[child of lileth]

I got my cookies, and a few strawberries with some of them too. Claymorez keeps the cookie promises.

 

[Claymorez]

[HEADING=1] BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT ON ENN:[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Claymorez Reveals merger with the Paladins[/HEADING]
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Claymorez released the following statement at a press conference at 0:56am

"It is with great pleasure that I announce Xandus117 and the paladins have merged with the Inquisition and cookies party! This has greatly bolstered our position in the polls giving us a cool score of 43! We have expanded our manifesto also in response to the merger. Thou all our original points remain the same and unchanged, we have simply increased the points on our manifesto and thus we have increased the number of benefits we can bring to the community. Xandus should issue his own press statement soon. Remember. Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change. "

[HEADING=2] Inquisition & Cookies Party [/HEADING]

Premier: Claymorez

Minister of Chocolates: Fury is ME.
Minister of Icing: MasterSqueak
Minister of Sprinkles: TimeLord
Minister of Hundred's and Thousands: Andaxay
High Inquisitor: Xandus117
Members:
-child of lileth
-Mr.Mudkip
-Eggsnham
-Phrozen Fenix
-will1182

If you vote me as your WarChief:
-I will make witty comments!

-I will fight for your dreams!

-I will listen to your plea's personally and argue with those that need to be argued with for your rights!

-I am British which makes how you read this seem patriotic and awesome because of my accent.

-Most importantly I will send everyone who wishes it a virtual bowl of cookies should I be named your WarChief.

-I will work closely with the Spanish inquisition user group to fight for order in the forums and try and put an end to all the repeat threads and trolls!

-I will personally write a guide for new users to the RP forums and a guide telling people how to use all the different commands e.g. img/b/s/i/youtube/ etc for people new to the forums

-We shall encourage the use of punctual/correct grammar in the forums

-New members will be treated kindly and polity by the veterans members, and welcomed into the community with open arms.

-The Veterans can help teach them how to navigate the forums and the various rules of conduct i.e. what the moderators allow and disallow.

-I will tell you how I got any of my badges!

and if that isn't enough to convince you look at this campaign picture!

Spoiler

You can join the party here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Inquisition-Cookies-Party] and apply for a post!

[HEADING=2]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

 

[Eggsnham]

[HEADING=1]For Inquisition. For Cookies.[/HEADING]

At a vote total of 43, as explained by future Warchief, Claymorez, we are obviously gaining on Furburt and his Furburtian regime.

Because I have nothing better to do, I would like to issue this statement:

All that vote for Claymorez and his fabulous regime will be rewarded with additional virtual breakfast items by none other than myself.

For change, Inquisition, Cookies, and breakfast.

Vote Claymorez!

 

[Eggsnham]

[HEADING=1]Do not listen...[/HEADING]

To the Furburtian propaganda, they care about victory as much as the other parties.

Focus on what you love, cookies, and breakfast items.

[HEADING=2]For Inquisition. For Cookies. For Breakfast. FOR CLAYMOREZ![/HEADING]

 

[Claymorez]

[HEADING=1] BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT ON ENN:[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Claymorez calls Demented Teddy out![/HEADING]
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"Frankly I am in hysterics over demented teddy's comments. They go on about bettering the community but they fail to explain how in any real dimensions and they question us banding together into a "community". The fact we have joined is just a sign of how we can compromise and how we are like the escapist community are made up of people of different beliefs, and yet can still join together for a common goal. Read out manifest. Look at our promises. I have even given people evidence of my willingness and ability to follow-through with my promises. I see no such evidence from Furburt's party. I am the most active on the thread because I actually want to win this for the right reasons. Dirty Teddy just sees it as a popularity contest. In my party everyone gets to have an input. They don't even have a party its just the two of them with 2 or 3 loosely outlined ideas. We are a growing group of user's in this party, thus our ability to tackle problems has grown."

[HEADING=2]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

 

[Claymorez]

[HEADING=1] BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT ON ENN:[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Claymorez laughs at Demented Teddy![/HEADING]
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*I don't need to say anything more than read the above post by demented teddy! He makes faceless accusations about my party (xandus's party is now part of mine!) - he probably hasn't even read my manifesto - and fails to give examples of firstly how the 2 of them alone are going to better this community and secondly has yet to provide an ounce of evidence of their commitment to following promises. I have a growing team of users who can tackle the problems we face and I have explained here my plans in depth on how I am going to benefit the community! I want to see you give me an example on how your going to better this community apart from saying "be nice to people" which is something I hope you already do...but I could be wrong. It's quite possible you show 0 respect for other users and are finally deciding to change your ways!"

[HEADING=2]Vote Claymorez. Vote Cookies. Vote Change.[/HEADING]​

 

[Eggsnham]

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Inquisition and Cookies!​

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Frankly, I'm shocked at the EUP's obvious desperation. For such a strong willed and formidable "ally of the Escapist", they sure do seem nervous.

Even going so far as to question our mental stability.

If they truly cared about the Escapist, they would surely be spending more time acting on their promises and less on slandering the images of their opponents.

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[HEADING=2]Vote Inquisition, Vote Cookies.[/HEADING]​