Poll: Water is drowning! Which do you save?

[Brendan Stepladder]

All of the water in the world is drowning and is going to die! Which type of water do you save?

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

See, all these parody drowning things are popping up, and one would expect them to be really unfunny.
...but all the ones I've seen have made me laugh. Aah Escapist<3.

 

[A Weakgeek]

Obviously Fresh water, we can get oxygen from other sources and gyrados is a water type pokemon.

 

[maninahat]

Salt water: There is a hell of a lot of it, and most of it evaporates anyway (and ends up back up in a mountain stream).

 

[Tropicaz]

Gyrados will cope on his own. Salt water makes me feel ill. So defaintely fresh water.

 

[ChildishLegacy]

Eh... So what happens when water drowns?
It hasn't got any air to lose D:

 

[Baron_Rouge]

This is ridiculous. Gyarados doesn't need saving! He's a beast!

 

[Beliyal]

I'm currently the only one who chose to save the oxygen part. What do you guys have against oxygen? I just don't understand. You are horrible people. I cannot believe the results of this poll.

 

[Padwolf]

I for one am simply outraged by these results! How could you all choose to save fresh water over Gyarados?! The right moral thing to do is to save Gyarados! Do you people have no shame?!

 

[Nikolaz72]

Meh, I saved Freshwater. Everyone that didnt pick freshwater are monsters.

 

[[REDACTED]]

Meh, I saved Freshwater. Everyone that didnt pick freshwater are monsters.

If you picked freshwater then YOU'RE THE MONSTER.

Let me explain: picking freshwater means murder nazi death rape cancer. I rest my case.

 

[SD-Fiend]

gyarados. it'll use rain dance and make more water

 

[dvd_72]

Hydrogen! Do you want the stars to starve?!

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

What's with this trend in things drowning?

(yes I do know the original post is weird)

 

[TMAce]

What kind of sick person is NOT going to pick Gyarados?

 

[TheRussian]

Hydrogen, because fuck oxygen! Acting like it's all important and shit. Who needs oxygen anyway?

 

[Mr F.]

Huh, I just found out that if you vote AFTER writing a response but PRIOR to pressing post, your response is deleted by the gods of the internet. Interesting.

That said, I believe that there are currently more "Joke" threads taking the piss out of this current trend in threads than actual "Drowning" threads. And this one is not as funny as the one that got almost immediately locked.

On topic: Bacon.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

You should only save fresh water, everything else is sexism and Gyarados is bacon rape.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I saved Gyarados, I'm sure it will be greatful and help me out in return..