You know what would be awesome? If all the future world wars were fought on on some online FPS server.
"Mom, I totally teabagged like five Russians today!"
"I'm so proud of you sweety! Keep on fighting for your country! And don't forget that anti-soreness cream for your thumbs I packed away in your laptop case!"
"Mom, I got shanked by some guy in China today. There weren't any health packs near by and...and...I lost my connection."
"Ohhh, there, there sweety. You did your best. Come upstairs and get some dinner."
"Mom, I totally teabagged like five Russians today!"
"I'm so proud of you sweety! Keep on fighting for your country! And don't forget that anti-soreness cream for your thumbs I packed away in your laptop case!"
"Mom, I got shanked by some guy in China today. There weren't any health packs near by and...and...I lost my connection."
"Ohhh, there, there sweety. You did your best. Come upstairs and get some dinner."