Poll: What apocalypse do you choose?

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kouriichi

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Zombie.
Aliens are way to advanced.
Theyer eather going to be Protoss in tech, or Perfict killing machines like Aliens or Zerg.

Atleast you know whats coming with zombies.
Theyer eather gunna be slow and stupid, or fast and smart.
 

Zhukov

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Zombies. Because the maggots would take care of them in a matter of days.

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Actually scratch that. Aliens. Because I just know everyone else is going to vote for zombies.
 

Dango

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whiteM1lk said:
Dango said:
Judas Iscariot said:
Penguin apocalypse!
Not only is it horrifying but its horrifyingly cute!
Plus at least its more original than the boring ass zombie version.
But I would never be able to bring myself to kill a cute little penguin...

And I choose zombie apocalypse, since it's definitely the easiest one to survive.
How about....ZOMBIE PENGUINS!
Still too cute.
 

Souplex

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Zombie: Most survivable, most fun.
All the buildings in my neighborhood have wonderful architecture that the zeds can't break through. All the windows are elevated at least 5 feet off the ground so we won't have a Shaun of the dead problem.
 

Subzerowings

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Alien apocalypse for sure.

If I'd want to be killed by anything, it'd be a xenomorph (there's also a 75 percent chance that Sigourney Weaver will show up in her underwear).
"Apocalypse" does imply that mankind is wiped out right (yeah, yeah it means revelation)?
 

Baron von Blitztank

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Couldn't any apocalypse be considered as a disaster?

Personally I'd go for Alien Zombies.
Aliens try to invade the Earth (and probe your ass!) and in aid to do so, they ressurect the undead. If we can steal the Alien weapons then we have sci-fi guns to kill zombie/alien ass with!
 

Dauntless001

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Has to be zombie, I own a shotgun, have a large pile of ammunition available and I know a number of places nearby with stockpiles of food.

People have zombie plans for a reason, can't really plan against a bloody great nuke falling on your head.
 

Alandoril

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Judas Iscariot said:
SonicWaffle said:
or the xenomorphs from Alien?
They are already here chap. [http://thecontaminated.com/weird-creatures-found-in-a-trench-in-russia/]

Prepare yourself for a face full of alien wing-wong! [http://static.vgcats.com/comics/images/040809.jpg]
They are interesting looking creatures. Could be mock-ups though. If they're not...then some kind of hybrid creature mutated as a result of industrial pollutants and radiation?
 

SonicWaffle

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Judas Iscariot said:
SonicWaffle said:
or the xenomorphs from Alien?
They are already here chap. [http://thecontaminated.com/weird-creatures-found-in-a-trench-in-russia/]

Prepare yourself for a face full of alien wing-wong! [http://static.vgcats.com/comics/images/040809.jpg]
OH HOLY FUCK MAKE IT DIE MAKE IT DIE MAKEITDIEMAKEITDIEMAKEITDIEMAKEITDIE!
 

Folio

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I would like a zombie apocalypse because I can be prepared for one.

Alien Apocalypse would only be agreeable to me if it was like The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, we should listen to dolfins.

Nuclear? No way! Natural disaster is my choice. Why? Because it's FAIR! The world will live on, we're just out of the picture.
 

viranimus

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To survive, Zombie..I mean even the "fast" zombies of 28 days later are easy enough to beat.

If death is certain, Ground zero nuclear blast. If im going to die, I would much rather go in a puff of smoke than hours, days, weeks years of misery and pain.
 

Anti-Robot Man

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a mad dodongo said:
Nuclear, because i would want to die quick. No global-scale tsunamis or infected cannibals for me :)
If you believe that you should really watch Threads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT96sgTwmvo&p=8197B8DEF93FC7D9&index=1 Odds are you wouldn't die in the inital bombs instead envying the dead as you trudge around in post-apocalyptic hell.

As for me I'd pick zombie apocalypse, much much easier to survive than the others, with fairly little disruption to civilisation if handled well.