Poll: What are the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

[funguy2121]

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy" That's from that god awful song by that whore Kesha.

I mean what does waking up in the morning feeling like P Diddy ACTUALLY feel like?

Your servants bring your latte and crumpets and english muffins, and then you log onto Pandora and search for an 80's chart-topper that's just hit public domain to convert to your next single. Then you call your voice coach over to help you not sound so much like an android.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Any and all of that self-pity fuel called "emo".

 

[clairedelune]

Almost anything by "Rage Against the Machines". Every time I hear one of their songs I want to punch a kitten in the face because it sounds as if though it either means something or as if though it has a lot of emotion to it. It never really means anything (at least anything substantial, and it just seems pointless), thus the emotion is useless and meaningless.

Sorry, I should have asked for examples. Please, offer up some "Rage Against the Machines" lyrics that have no substantial meaning. I had no idea they were now after a plurality of machines, they must be fighting on multiple fronts

But what the Hell, I'm a truth addict (aww shit I gotta head rush!)

I lol'd

 

[funguy2121]

When you think about it, all it is is rebellion that's only being done just to say you are rebelling.

This is the oversimplified argument used most often by people who are annoyed by anyone who does rebel. The same argument was made regarding Martin Luther King. If you scroll up about half a page, you'll see where another poster has given 2 examples of Rage putting their money where their mouths are. By the way, the video where they interrupted the stock exchange was for "Sleep Now in the Fire," and it was directed by another person that everyone accuses of opportunism, Michael Moore.

 

[Sovvolf]

Snip

"We've got a DJ we don't know his name"... Classic lol.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Sorry, double post.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Almost anything by "Rage Against the Machines". Every time I hear one of their songs I want to punch a kitten in the face because it sounds as if though it either means something or as if though it has a lot of emotion to it. It never really means anything (at least anything substantial, and it just seems pointless), thus the emotion is useless and meaningless.

Sorry, I should have asked for examples. Please, offer up some "Rage Against the Machines" lyrics that have no substantial meaning. I had no idea they were now after a plurality of machines, they must be fighting on multiple fronts

But what the Hell, I'm a truth addict (aww shit I gotta head rush!)

I lol'd

Martin Luther King rebelled for equal rights. The Americans rebelled for independence. The protestants rebelled for religious freedom. The French rebelled in WWII for their beloved country. Gays rebel for the right to marry. I myself would rebel for freedom. What exactly does RATM rebel for? The only thing I can guess is that either they rebel just to rebel or their parents wouldn't let them go out on Saturday night, so they are just angry. I will willingly change my mind if you can offer up a good reason why they rebel.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

Worst lyrics i've heard are the lyrics to "I believe i can fly" and some song where 2 people sing "the world is like a great big onion".
Seriously.

 

[TotallyFake]

DragonForce's lyrics are bad. They are almost always just random lines thrown into a pile.

I think DragonForce lyrics are excellent just for that reason. They're gloriously over the top and X-TREME to such a level that they must be parody. Think of them as Warhammer 40K, but in music form.

Through damnation we rise, sign of the times
Master of bleeding eyes

As the red day is dawning and the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above with resentment to their eyes
Running back through the mid morning light there's a burning in my heart
We're banished from a time in a fallen land to a life beyond the stars

I'm struggling just to read that with a straight face. DragonForce write better comedy-music than Weird Al. There's no way they're being serious.

They can't be.

Please tell me they aren't.

 

[Cowabungaa]

The worst lyrics ever?

"Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. etc..."

That's not bad, that's pants-wettingly terrifying! I never knew The Beatles were masters of horror until I heard that song...*shivers*

I'll just go with most death/speed/whatever metal bands, usually the one's with pretentious names (anything with Dragon, Fire, Epic, etc etc) usually have equally pretentious lyrics about doom and fire and, ugh, wannabe epicness.

 

[funguy2121]

Almost anything by "Rage Against the Machines". Every time I hear one of their songs I want to punch a kitten in the face because it sounds as if though it either means something or as if though it has a lot of emotion to it. It never really means anything (at least anything substantial, and it just seems pointless), thus the emotion is useless and meaningless.

Sorry, I should have asked for examples. Please, offer up some "Rage Against the Machines" lyrics that have no substantial meaning. I had no idea they were now after a plurality of machines, they must be fighting on multiple fronts

But what the Hell, I'm a truth addict (aww shit I gotta head rush!)

I lol'd

Martin Luther King rebelled for equal rights. The Americans rebelled for independence. The protestants rebelled for religious freedom. The French rebelled in WWII for their beloved country. Gays rebel for the right to marry. I myself would rebel for freedom. What exactly does RATM rebel for? The only thing I can guess is that either they rebel just to rebel or their parents wouldn't let them go out on Saturday night, so they are just angry. I will willingly change my mind if you can offer up a good reason why they rebel.

Thank you for proving my point. You obviously read part of my last post; read the rest of it and follow it's instructions and your hunger for knowledge should be satisfied. Also, I'll respond to an earlier post from you and give you some meaningful Rage Against Multiple Appliances Simultaneously lyrics.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rage_against_the_machine/

Take a look at "Testify" and "No Shelter."

I truly do not understand how people can listen to all this 30 Seconds to Mars whiny bullshit and when someone calls a government or politician out for lying, murdering, raping, cherrypicking and pandering to the worst bigotries in people, they are self righteous and have Mommy issues. Yeah, Jaret Leto's just a sensitive artist, but Billy Joe Armstrong just has a little dick. That makes perfect sense.

 

[GreyWolf257]

Almost anything by "Rage Against the Machines". Every time I hear one of their songs I want to punch a kitten in the face because it sounds as if though it either means something or as if though it has a lot of emotion to it. It never really means anything (at least anything substantial, and it just seems pointless), thus the emotion is useless and meaningless.

Sorry, I should have asked for examples. Please, offer up some "Rage Against the Machines" lyrics that have no substantial meaning. I had no idea they were now after a plurality of machines, they must be fighting on multiple fronts

But what the Hell, I'm a truth addict (aww shit I gotta head rush!)

I lol'd

Martin Luther King rebelled for equal rights. The Americans rebelled for independence. The protestants rebelled for religious freedom. The French rebelled in WWII for their beloved country. Gays rebel for the right to marry. I myself would rebel for freedom. What exactly does RATM rebel for? The only thing I can guess is that either they rebel just to rebel or their parents wouldn't let them go out on Saturday night, so they are just angry. I will willingly change my mind if you can offer up a good reason why they rebel.

Thank you for proving my point. You obviously read part of my last post; read the rest of it and follow it's instructions and your hunger for knowledge should be satisfied. Also, I'll respond to an earlier post from you and give you some meaningful Rage Against Multiple Appliances Simultaneously lyrics.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rage_against_the_machine/

Take a look at "Testify" and "No Shelter."

I truly do not understand how people can listen to all this 30 Seconds to Mars whiny bullshit and when someone calls a government or politician out for lying, murdering, raping, cherrypicking and pandering to the worst bigotries in people, they are self righteous and have Mommy issues. Yeah, Jaret Leto's just a sensitive artist, but Billy Joe Armstrong just has a little dick. That makes perfect sense.

So "Rage Against the Inanimate Electrical Appliances" is just a group of socialists who nobody takes seriously because they have an innate inability to speak their opinions maturely and thus gain a larger base of listeners? Okay, makes since. But that is not the whole point. A lot of their other songs just seem pointless, as was what I said originally. If you like their songs, cool, but I don't necessarily like them, and the whole thread was about the stupidest lyrics "YOU" ever heard, meaning "ME", and I spoke truthfully and sincerely.

Thought I might need to clear this up: I didn't literally mean "nobody", so there you go.

 

[Outofideas]

"No I don't listen to any of that Staind, POD bullshit, that Creed nonsense. It's just this simplistic 10th grade suburban white girl lyrics that should not be coming out of 40-year-old men. I would rather hear the death rattle of my only child then listen to that shit for 5 minutes. What do they do, just sit inside a junior high locker room waiting for the inspiration to hit? 'I will take you higher, yes, that's it!'" --David Cross

That is a beautiful quote, and I'd like it on my headstone, please.

Yeah, the most annoying thing about Linkin Park is the fact that they're 40-year-old men cashing in on teen angst. This sums it up nicely.

This is a BAD thing? Making cheesy, stereotypically 'dark' lyrics to make a mint off the endless ocean that is teenage wangst? It's not 'pure and true to the music', god knows, but damned if it doesn't make me enjoy them just for their business plan.

EDIT: OT, my sister's into the new big thing, which is taking an older, better song, synthesizing the new singers to the point of absurdity, changing a handful of lyrics, and setting it all to a pre-recorded bass-and-MIDI background. My friends, I give you: nu-plagarism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FecqjeUOJQ

My friend and I were discussing this very turd just the other day. No one who listens to this brain-wrinkling (cookie for the recent reference) trash seems to know that it's an old song. We were discussing if it's a royalty song, public-domain, or future lawsuit. I don't know if you read my earlier stab at MILEY! but a friend and I jumped on the same wavelength the first time either of us heard that "got my eyes on you song" and when the chorus came, we both had on our sunglasses at night.

I suppose some philosopher who's name I don't know because I'm not a pedantic fuckwit would say it is not bad, it simply is. But I say fuck that. People like Scott "I'll call myself a televangelist on VH1 but I'll still try to make a porn with Kid Rock" Stapp, who cover themselves in oil and market their manscaped chest to tween girls before singing about Jesus because, let's face it, Jesus is a big market and that's what Jesus would do, do not deserve to sit at the same table as Jello Biafra and Robert Plant.

Ouch, my pride. I'll admit, my capitalist pigginess aside, that the men you mentioned have enougn talent to blow most of the new 'rockers' to Jupiter in their sleep. Gotta repsect the true artists, despite my love of wringing my hands and cackling evilly as kids shell out money for sub-par junk.

 

[Adanos]

UuuuuuuuuUUuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
UIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

And I hear them more and more.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoker face annoys the hell out of me.

Cos I'm bluffin' with my muffin. Me too!

 

[DraftPickle]

Almost anything by "Rage Against the Machines". Every time I hear one of their songs I want to punch a kitten in the face because it sounds as if though it either means something or as if though it has a lot of emotion to it. It never really means anything (at least anything substantial, and it just seems pointless), thus the emotion is useless and meaningless.

Sorry, I should have asked for examples. Please, offer up some "Rage Against the Machines" lyrics that have no substantial meaning. I had no idea they were now after a plurality of machines, they must be fighting on multiple fronts

But what the Hell, I'm a truth addict (aww shit I gotta head rush!)

I lol'd

Martin Luther King rebelled for equal rights. The Americans rebelled for independence. The protestants rebelled for religious freedom. The French rebelled in WWII for their beloved country. Gays rebel for the right to marry. I myself would rebel for freedom. What exactly does RATM rebel for? The only thing I can guess is that either they rebel just to rebel or their parents wouldn't let them go out on Saturday night, so they are just angry. I will willingly change my mind if you can offer up a good reason why they rebel.

Thank you for proving my point. You obviously read part of my last post; read the rest of it and follow it's instructions and your hunger for knowledge should be satisfied. Also, I'll respond to an earlier post from you and give you some meaningful Rage Against Multiple Appliances Simultaneously lyrics.

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/rage_against_the_machine/

Take a look at "Testify" and "No Shelter."

I truly do not understand how people can listen to all this 30 Seconds to Mars whiny bullshit and when someone calls a government or politician out for lying, murdering, raping, cherrypicking and pandering to the worst bigotries in people, they are self righteous and have Mommy issues. Yeah, Jaret Leto's just a sensitive artist, but Billy Joe Armstrong just has a little dick. That makes perfect sense.

So "Rage Against the Inanimate Electrical Appliances" is just a group of socialists who nobody takes seriously because they have an innate inability to speak their opinions maturely and thus gain a larger base of listeners? Okay, makes since. But that is not the whole point. A lot of their other songs just seem pointless, as was what I said originally. If you like their songs, cool, but I don't necessarily like them, and the whole thread was about the stupidest lyrics "YOU" ever heard, meaning "ME", and I spoke truthfully and sincerely.

Thought I might need to clear this up: I didn't literally mean "nobody", so there you go.

Right to be honest Rage Against The Machine, are probably the only band that have come out to have the balls to make a political statement, do a bit of reading up on them what they have done and accomplished, learn a bit about the wider world and politics and then you might understand.

 

[SO1ROFLCOPT3R]

FIREFLIES BY OWL SHCITY!!!!!!

how many times can they play this song dear god the lyrics sound like they were written by a 5 year old girl!

 

[Macgyvercas]

For the record...I LIKE Alan Jackson.

OT: Anything by the Jonas Brothers.

 

[wordsmith]

"I'm only going to break, break, break, break break, your heart" (How about I "break break break break break" your nose?)

"Sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm sour but I can't help but drink you up like you're a happy hour".

However, one of the best lines I have ever heard has come from a truly shit band.
"T-tell your boyfriend/
if he says hes got beef,/
That I'm a vegetarian/
and I ain't fucking scared of him."