One die, I will die. That is a fact.
One die, probably soon, my thieving government will take money from me and give it to the feckless and work-shy. This is called taxation. That will definitely happen.
I am sure that religion, is an inherently long, illogical, and overcomplicated way of saying, "I am scared of death".
I am also sure that this post will be quoted, probably by a zealot, shouting about my anti-Semitic comment.
EDIT: I should probably clarify; I don't mean religions are wrong, I just think thats why they were created.