Poll: What are your New Year's Resolutions?

[SniperWolf427]

Stop blowing all my money on ice cream.

Don't. I tried once. They send people to your house, bad people.. we shouldn't be talking so openly, meet me at the Eiffel Tower. To prove its you say, 'The Crows crows silently' and I will answer with but the 'Elephant barks wetly.' Quick, run, now. They're already on their way.

Wait! But I'm out of Bus tokens!

Also, I have no crayons with which to write down the pass-phrase...

 

[Aerodynamic]

Finally learn the bloody guitar

 

[Lotet]

To start washing my hands

 

[Mozared]

Hmm.

Last year, my resolution was to stop making resolutions. If I make a similar resolution this year, have I failed or won?

 

[DoW Lowen]

Hmm.

Last year, my resolution was to stop making resolutions. If I make a similar resolution this year, have I failed or won?

Actually if you stopped making any resolutions, even the resolution of stopping a resolution is considered a resolution. Hence you never stopped making a resolution if you have a new resolution because a resolution has been made.

.....*explodes*

 

[Mozared]

Actually if you stopped making any resolutions, even the resolution of stopping a resolution is considered a resolution. Hence you never stopped making a resolution if you have a new resolution because a resolution has been made.

.....*explodes*

Oh, no, you didn't go there!

Something tells me that if we continue down this road we'll end up with posts looking like "Resolutions resolution resolution resolutions because resolutions resolutions resolutions.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Actually if you stopped making any resolutions, even the resolution of stopping a resolution is considered a resolution. Hence you never stopped making a resolution if you have a new resolution because a resolution has been made.

.....*explodes*

Oh, no, you didn't go there!

Something tells me that if we continue down this road we'll end up with posts looking like "Resolutions resolution resolution resolutions because resolutions resolutions resolutions.

Resolutions...

 

[Disaster Button]

Stop blowing all my money on ice cream.

Don't. I tried once. They send people to your house, bad people.. we shouldn't be talking so openly, meet me at the Eiffel Tower. To prove its you say, 'The Crows crows silently' and I will answer with but the 'Elephant barks wetly.' Quick, run, now. They're already on their way.

Wait! But I'm out of Bus tokens!

Also, I have no crayons with which to write down the pass-phrase...

Its too late, they've found me, they *crash* ugh, oh god no not the face! Run save *garble* save yourself I-

 

[SniperWolf427]

Stop blowing all my money on ice cream.

Don't. I tried once. They send people to your house, bad people.. we shouldn't be talking so openly, meet me at the Eiffel Tower. To prove its you say, 'The Crows crows silently' and I will answer with but the 'Elephant barks wetly.' Quick, run, now. They're already on their way.

Wait! But I'm out of Bus tokens!

Also, I have no crayons with which to write down the pass-phrase...

Its too late, they've found me, they *crash* ugh, oh god no not the face! Run save *garble* save yourself I-

You what!?

Oh god, I hate it when people don't finish sentences and I'm left wondering what they were going to say for the rest of my life!

 

[Rascarin]

Where is the option for "I never make New Years Resolutions"?

Because I never do. Ever.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I want to get laid, and you all do too, so don't deny it.

 

[DoW Lowen]

to make it through boot and AIT.

What's boot and AIT?

 

[Julianking93]

I've never had a new year's resolution.

I don't get why you wouldn't just start doing something right then.

Its just a way to procrastinate without feeling guilty.

 

[Frankydee]

to make it through boot and AIT.

What's boot and AIT?

(Military) Boot Camp. AIT is Advanced Individual Training for your specified job field.

 

[DoW Lowen]

to make it through boot and AIT.

What's boot and AIT?

(Military) Boot Camp. AIT is Advanced Individual Training for your specified job field.

Oh wow. Good luck on that =)

I have a few friends joining the Australian Defence Force soon. One's is doing SAS training, they're sending him to live in the middle of the jungle for a few weeks hoorah! Another is becoming an officer on board a navy vessel.

How about you?

 

[Frankydee]

to make it through boot and AIT.

What's boot and AIT?

(Military) Boot Camp. AIT is Advanced Individual Training for your specified job field.

Oh wow. Good luck on that =)

I have a few friends joining the Australian Defence Force soon. One's is doing SAS training, they're sending him to live in the middle of the jungle for a few weeks hoorah! Another is becoming an officer on board a navy vessel.

How about you?

I'm getting it a little easy and going into the army as a mechanic :]

not as exciting but it's a job.

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

To get into therapy.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Write a book. Don't know about what, but I will write something.