Me watching the movie:
Hmm..
This looks interesting.
Stock Footage... well, still okay. Maybe Bay's gone to do this a little higher cl-- oh, look, a girls ass. Guess not.
Oh, noes! Shia needs to get a job, with hillarious results.
Bad humour
Get to the robots
Dumb parents
Who is this dumb blonde? Oh, yeah, sex toy#2
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam's parents
Bad humour
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam's Girlfriend
Sam's boss
Sam
Sam
Finally some robots
Sam
omg plot twist, Spock is evil!
Auto-bots die! Or do they?! Oh, please. When would they ever end a movie on the enslavement of humanity and death of all the heroes?
Predictable show up
Epic battle
Epic Battle
Sam
Sam
Sam
Sam
Epic battle
Sam's girlfriend is immune to dirt
Sam
Epic battle
Epic battle
Sam's Girlfriend calls Megatron short in the iron rod
Epic-ish battle
Optimus vs Prime = Megatron gets raped
Wait, Optimus is the hero, right?
Sam
Optimus narration.
So, to sum it up... I liked the parts without the humans.