Poll: What do you do on "the throne"?

[Jark212]

If I have a copy of National Geographic I'll take it down with me, but that's about it...

 

[dududf]

Thats Where I get all of my reading done.

*Cough*

I read. Or I just think.

Sometimes I forget to flush. Millions die in the disaster that follows.

 

[Mr Wednesday]

Well, I crap.

 

[Molten Water]

Won't the laptop heat up your Wang if you take it into the toilet??just curious

 

[MR T3D]

Won't the laptop heat up your Wang if you take it into the toilet??just curious

pleasantly warmed...

 

[Kasawd]

I have Wizards First Rule by my toilet for the very purpose of reading whilst I defecate.

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I usually either read or play a handheld. I used to use my laptop on the toilet but now since my house's wireless internet isn't working I can't connect to it when I do that, so I don't bother.

 

[Aesir23]

I'm wondering why you would want to know this, but meh.

Normally I just read. My family keeps a stack of National Geographics in the washroom for that very purpose. Well, those and a copy of Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (and So Can You!)"

 

[jebus4you]

i literally do all of those but i will most likely be playing on my iphone or reading a gamepro magazine

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I will generally read whatever novel I'm currently working on while I take a porcelain cruise, or barring that I'll take a periodical of some sort with me.

 

[Cowabungaa]

I usually either read or play a handheld. I used to use my laptop on the toilet but now since my house's wireless internet isn't working I can't connect to it when I do that, so I don't bother.

Hah, you just revived awesome memories of one of my old guildmates back when I still played WoW who kept on healing while he was on the toilet. We always knew when he was doing when his mic started echoing.

Anyway, either the book I'm reading at the time, providing it's an addicting book, play the DS or just do em, the only natural thing to do on the toilet.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Delete old texts and have a think.

 

[Disaster Button]

Wow so far I'm the only one who listens to music... SCORE!

I also read mainly, think, etc.

 

[phoenix352]

how the hell do you people have that much time doing that o.0 ......
i go in do my business and go out ......
why would you want to spend any more time then you should in there.... wana read? do your stuff go out take a book sit on your couch and read.....
o.o

 

[Gruthar]

Chalk another one up for laptops! Woo!

 

[Private Custard]

Sometimes you sit too far back on the seat and create a nice long skidmark down the pan. In cases like that, I have been know to reach down and direct the next piss stream to it in an attempt to clear it off.........the flush never does the job right and then you have the task of getting the brush down there when you're finished, and that's wasting time!

Hey, toilets are boring, but give a man something to hit and he'll never miss!

 

[silasbufu]

Why do you want to know?

 

[Xeros]

I do some of my best thinking on "the throne".