Poll: what do you want done with your body after you die
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take any organs you can still use, or if that's not possible: give me to an uni for future docs to cut me up, or if that's impossible i really don't care (bury me, burn me, throw me in the trashbin), as long as i'm not left somewhere inside and the house/flat smells like, well, dead person
take any organs you can still use, or if that's not possible: give me to an uni for future docs to cut me up, or if that's impossible i really don't care (bury me, burn me, throw me in the trashbin), as long as i'm not left somewhere inside and the house/flat smells like, well, dead person
I want my body to be sealed in amber, but considering how I may die violently I have a back up plan of viking funeral.
Other..
If I ever found someone who cared about me enough, I'd likely be cremated and try to get my ashes compressed into a diamond (or other gem) that could be put in a ring or something.. It would be tiny, but who cares.
Or maybe I don't care, I don't know.
If I ever found someone who cared about me enough, I'd likely be cremated and try to get my ashes compressed into a diamond (or other gem) that could be put in a ring or something.. It would be tiny, but who cares.
Or maybe I don't care, I don't know.
Obviously I'm going to have a good old fashioned Viking funeral. Or I'd be cremated and placed in several nuclear bombs buried under selected cities I don't like and over time they will randomly explode showing how even after I've died you should fear me.
Donate several organs to people to help spread my awesomeness. Then put on a large viking ship with all my possesions, which will then be set alight and sent out to see while heavy metal music plays.
I'm going to have my body strapped to a nuclear missile and launched at the moon.
Take THAT Luna! Absorbing all my sunlight!
Take THAT Luna! Absorbing all my sunlight!
SCIENCE!!!!!
As quickly as possible I'd like to have an open casket funeral then have every last piece of my body used to help someone.
Take my organs, my skin, eyeballs, tongue, whatever. Just use me to help accelerate science somehow or help someone else
That, or be launched into a black hole! (If I am 100% going to die, 0% chance of survival)
(I also have thought about having probes stuck into my head the moment before I die so they can collect information about what the brain does before it stops working.)
As quickly as possible I'd like to have an open casket funeral then have every last piece of my body used to help someone.
Take my organs, my skin, eyeballs, tongue, whatever. Just use me to help accelerate science somehow or help someone else
That, or be launched into a black hole! (If I am 100% going to die, 0% chance of survival)
(I also have thought about having probes stuck into my head the moment before I die so they can collect information about what the brain does before it stops working.)
I personally, would like to be cremated and my ashes spread at the site of the Battle of Hastings. I'm proud of my Anglo-Saxon heritage, and it just seems right to me for them to be scattered at the famous site of their last stand.
And I don't give a fuck about what those big-headed anti-pride people have to say about that, either.
And I don't give a fuck about what those big-headed anti-pride people have to say about that, either.
I want any part of me that's of any use to be donated to others in need of them. If there's anything left of me after that I want to be cremated, have my ashes put inside a weather balloon, which is then released and will float up to the edge of space before exploding from lack of external pressure, whereupon my ashes will be scattered into the void.
I cannot thank James May and his Man Lab enough for showing me my ideal way of passing on...
I cannot thank James May and his Man Lab enough for showing me my ideal way of passing on...
Donate my organs to somebody who can actually use them and have my body blown up in a video by FPSRussia. That would rock.
I want my body positioned with my arms and legs spread out and my face locked in an obscenely wide grin with my tongue sticking out and cross-eyed before I go into rigor mortis. Then, I want a powerful spring placed in my casket. The song that will be played will be Still Alive. Right after the last part (The third time GlaDOS says "Still Alive") the casket will open and my body, spread eagle and tongue hanging out, will be launched into the crowd.