Poll: What do you want to happen to your body after you die?

[Scarecrow]

I want to be put in a cool gothich tomb.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Strapped to a nuclear bomb and shot into the flagship of the invading alien force.

So yeah, cremation.

 

[oreopizza47]

Before I die, I'm going to set up an elaborate practical joke involving my body that only a few of my friends will be in on, directed at the rest. It'll be awesome when I think of something.

Other than that, a nice funeral would be my style, but it should be more carefree than a regular one, like Casual Friday attire and such, followed by cryogenic freezing for later research. Maybe I'll be back one day.

 

[Harlemura]

I'd like to have it given to science, so I can die knowing I may have helped scientists develop... something....
But I'm too lazy to sort out whatever legal stuff's involved, so I'll just be cremated.
Nice and tidy.

 

[Skorpyo]

I want to have my corpse cremated, and then mixed with salt-peter to make gunpowder. Then they must be used in the most glorious bullets on earth, and used for JUSTICE!

Or executions.

 

[Jadak]

I'd like to go the way of Hunter S Thompson;

Fired out of a cannon atop a skyscraper and into the fucking sun.

In reality you know you're just going to be making a mess of some poor bastards property somewhere, right? Which might be even better.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Launched in to space with a Hydrogen bomb attached to it and then detonated high in space whilst every one on earth enjoys the show. It would be recorded as the best memorial service ever and it would go down in the history books as the most awesome cremation ever.

 

[p3t3r]

i want it fed to lions. you ever see the lion king its the circle of life.

 

[dfphetteplace]

Viking funeral on a pyre.

 

[Deviltongue]

I want to be buried until they find a way to revive people. Then I want my body donated to the science of reviving people.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd like to go the way of Hunter S Thompson;

Fired out of a cannon atop a skyscraper and into the fucking sun.

In reality you know you're just going to be making a mess of some poor bastards property somewhere, right? Which might be even better.

Uh, duh. That's why I want to do it!

 

[Living Contradiction]

I'd have to say reduced to my composite bits and used to grow a garden, varnish a piano, provide a cancer survivor with hair, and further the study of electric stimuli on the human brain.

Or, if I die before I get that in writing, I'll settle for cremation and having my urn used as a lightning rod.

 

[RifkaMarie]

I want to be donated to science, any still-useful organs donated, and the rest of me studied until, finally, someone can tell me what's wrong with me.

Oh crap, but then I'll be dead!

/fail

 

[Quad08]

Strip what they need from my body for science and burn the rest of me

 

[Necrofudge]

Shot into space sounds cool but I like the appeal of cremation.
If it's the latter, then I will also demand that my ashes are jammed down Pat Robertson's throat with a pool cue. Not because I hate him (although chances are I do), but because he believes he speaks the word of God, so God has to be somewhere in there.

 

[Fenreil]

I want my body to be sealed in a block of glass and used for a table. My hands will form cupholders, and my mouth can be used to store tasty dipping sauces. Best conversation piece ever.

Or I could just be buried. Need to make sure I have some crazy, over-the-top tomestone though...

 

[Tartarga]

I would like to have it cremated. I just don't like the idea of my corpse being eaten by maggots for god knows how long. I'd love for it to be fired into space but that would probably be expensive, mummification would be cool to I suppose.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

When I die I die. Who cares what happens to my body? As long as my body isn't raped repeatedly by creepy necrophiliacs I'll be fine. Send my body into the lab so that it can be transformed into a cyborg of some sort.