Poll: What do you wear whilst sleeping?

[Tehpwnsauce]

Pyjamas but no shirt except at school (boarding).

insert obvious your mom joke here

*inserts your mum*

You walked right into that one.

Me, I either wear my pink nightie with the pussy cat on the front, or the blue Jammie top with a sheep on the front that says 'I love ewe' with the white pants covered in hearts, or silky pink pants.
Couldn't sleep naked, even if it was boiling.

LOL

I sleep in boxer shorts, whats up with the guys wearing PJ's?, thats crazy man, you guys are dudes!

So basically what you're saying is "real men wear nothing but underwear".

yep, all of the time. Going out to the bar, dress to impress in brown and orange trim Y Fronts.

Going to the ritz? easy, wear a bow tie and white loafers!

I know what your thinking, "this man has style".

I'm thinking I would punch this man if I saw them dressed like that.

You would hit a man in Dolce and Gabbana loafers?, you sir, have no morals.

I would, then I would remove his shoes and use them to beat said person into a pulp.

 

[odBilal]

usually whatever I was wearing before I passed out.

THIS

 

[Skeleon]

I would, then I would remove his shoes and use them to beat said person into a pulp.

You got it all wrong, you gotta take his shoes and sell them for a ridiculous amount of money.

 

[sombod]

nothing, nudeness is next to godliness

or w/e
sleeping with clothes on is just ..weird
ofcourse, i do wear a boxershort if im sleeping over at my buddys place

but at home? Nevah

 

[Blackadder51]

shorts and shirt ...and my watch (it shall never come off)...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Boxer shorts every night. Comfy, and not embarrassing.

 

[Strategia]

I sleep in the altogether. Unless I'm sleeping at someone else's place (depending on the situation, this means either underwear or whatever I happen to be wearing before dozing off on the sofa) or someone is sleeping at our place (in which case it's underwear). And by underwear I mean boxers. My underwear consists solely of boxers.

 

[ioxles]

It's toooooo hoooooooooooooot!

Lately I've been trying to strip down to my skeleton to sleep, it's 30c at night ffs. Fan's broken, window only opens a jar and I need to close the blinds because they're a lampost fucking aimed at my eyes outside.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

I would, then I would remove his shoes and use them to beat said person into a pulp.

You got it all wrong, you gotta take his shoes and sell them for a ridiculous amount of money.

Can't I do that after using them to break his nose?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Depends... the question is why?

 

[Skeleon]

Can't I do that after using them to break his nose?

Only a few weirdos would still want them after that.
Hmm...
You're right, you might make even more money that way!
Yay, eBay dorks.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I wear nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all....

 

[Matronadena]

not much.. I hate feeling restricted as it is and the sensation is worse going to bed, so it's nothing/next to nothing/ or a long shirt at most just so I don't feel like I'm being strangled

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

Either briefs or nothing. And I have a tanto dagger under my pillow because my cat tried to murder me in my sleep 2 nights in a row now.

 

[Mackinator]

Boxies for me!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I usually just wear my boxers, as I can't be bothered to find anything else to wear when I sleep nor do I care.

 

[axlr4]

underwere or nothoing....ahhh! feel the breaze