Poll: What Horror movie Situation would you do best in?

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TheRightToArmBears

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Slasher. It's one guy, he can be killed, I know how I could kill him, or I could run away. The others are mostly more universal so you can't really run away and they're harder to kill or you don't know how to kill them. I'll take my chances with a guy with a knife thanks. I own numerous blunt instruments to beat the living fuck out of him with, so unless he has a gun (which is just cheating) it's pretty much a level playing field.

That or ghosts, provided the ghost in question is Casper.
 

ecoho

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zombies: lol this would be fun:)

slasher:see zombies

giant monster: ok not a problem i live about 5 mins from no mans land and i know how to live off the grid.

aliens: i own a few rifles and live in a very small city (hell a small state pop wise but not land wise)so yeah unless they decide to just distroy the planet ive got about a 55% chance of survival.

robots: see giant monsters

curse: im catholic and i watch supernatural i think id do ok.

universal: ....really once again im catholic so dracula is out,Frankenstein and me would be ok, and lets face it wolfy comes after me ill make myself a rug.
 

ZephrC

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Zombies. Duh. Everyone would be best against that one. If you actually put some thought into it, the zombie apocalypse doesn't even remotely make sense. Even the fast moving ones are only about on par with Rabies as a potential killer. Unless there are already millions of them to start with, but then how did that situation happen in the first place? It just doesn't work.
 

WolfThomas

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Universal seems easiest, life would suck a bit, but by being Genre savvy you'd be safe. Star indoors when dark, have mirrors, religiuous icons, silver and wooden bullets.
Vausch said:
I often wonder why it is only Christian symbols seem to work against these monsters/demons. I mean what if I used Taoist or Buddhist symbols and purification techniques? What if I had a star of David? Man, these monsters are so insensitive to other peoples' faiths.
Depends on the lore, sometimes it's because the Christians hunted vampires the most, espeically with stuff like the inquisition. Or because Dracula was originally a Christian. Other times it's simply has to be an object of faith, generally because Vampires are considered soulless creatures. But I think the best one is where it has to an object of faith with someone who actually believes in it to work.

When the X-men fought Dracula a cross made by Wolverine wouldn't repell him, but one used by Nightcrawler (a devout catholic) did. Also Kitty Pryde's Star of David worked. In a Doctor Who episode from the old series a Russian Communist and staunch party supporter repells a vampire with his army badge where a young Priest who has doubts fails.

There are other variations like it has to be the vampires original belief (you're screwed with Atheists and Nihlists) or sometimes its just one of many myths made up by the vampires to remove attention from themselves.

ZephrC said:
Zombies. Duh. Everyone would be best against that one. If you actually put some thought into it, the zombie apocalypse doesn't even remotely make sense. Even the fast moving ones are only about on par with Rabies as a potential killer. Unless there are already millions of them to start with, but then how did that situation happen in the first place? It just doesn't work.
Yeah but I wouldn't want it on the off chance it's something like Crossed or Black Gas Zombies, where the infection makes people into sadistic monsters while still maintaining their cunning and intelligence.
 

derob

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I realize the zombie apocalypse scenario is the most common one, but it's the one I feel most comfortable with simply because I have a tendency to fantasize about creating weapons about of everyday household items.
 

SixWingedAsura

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Universal. I'm so well versed in supernatural lore that anything like Vampires, Werewolves, Mummies, ect I could easily defend myself from. Hell, I could probably make them have a very bad day i.e.: throwing beans all over the floor to force Dracula to count them, then yelling random numbers very loudly in the middle to mess him up until the sun rises.

Ain't I a stinker? :p
 

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TheRightToArmBears said:
Slasher. It's one guy, he can be killed, I know how I could kill him, or I could run away. The others are mostly more universal so you can't really run away and they're harder to kill or you don't know how to kill them. I'll take my chances with a guy with a knife thanks. I own numerous blunt instruments to beat the living fuck out of him with, so unless he has a gun (which is just cheating) it's pretty much a level playing field.
Yeah but you would be screwed if it was Jason Vorhees since he is technically undead. It takes a lot more to kill him. Or Freddy Kruger since he has his dream thing.
 

SaetonChapelle

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This once again has to weighed on the fact of "what character am I?". Am I the main character? Am I the best fRIEND? The ditzy slutty blonde? The over excited macho with all the weaponry (which at some point I will throw a gun at the enemy, loaded or not). Assuming Im the hero/main character, a zombie invasion. Course I am female so I might be the love interest... Hmm...
 

C95J

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Yep, I'm gonna go with the obvious zombies option. Not saying I would survive, but I reckon I would have the best chance at surviving rather than the other options. I wouldn't survive any of those scenarios though, but I want to live as long as I can :)
 

SaetonChapelle

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Slasher. I'd just get int he car and drive away. Most slasher villains are slow and only attack the easy targets in the middle of nowhere, if you drive to a city then you're safe.
However if you're in a slasher film the bad guy will ALWAYS find you, no matter what town your in. Usually killing off every member of your family, your best friends, maybe boyfriend/girlfriend on the way. Its only a matter of time before they catch up.
 

Twilight_guy

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SaetonChapelle said:
Twilight_guy said:
Slasher. I'd just get int he car and drive away. Most slasher villains are slow and only attack the easy targets in the middle of nowhere, if you drive to a city then you're safe.
However if you're in a slasher film the bad guy will ALWAYS find you, no matter what town your in. Usually killing off every member of your family, your best friends, maybe boyfriend/girlfriend on the way. Its only a matter of time before they catch up.
Well it depends on what is chasing me. If an escaped mental patient you drive to the nearest town and buy a gun and then shot the guy. (mental patients can't drive cars and it'd take a long time to walk from the middle of nowhere, were ever horror movie ever happens, to town). Then you take the body and throw it in an incinerator to make sure he never comes back. If its a supernatural killer, then yeah your fucked no matter what. I'm just saying that a lot of slasher victims are victims because they are idiots who thought it was good idea to go into the dark basement after 5 guys ended up dead in the past hour.
 

Hagi

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Slasher.

Most slashers are, in my limited experience, just a single 'normal' psychopath with a knife or other mundane weapon.

I don't know if I'll survive but all the others pit me against supernatural enemies with powers far, far beyond my own.

And while the slasher does target me specifically it has the advantage, unlike most of the others, to not be a global catastrophe. Once you kill or detain a single 'normal' human it's over.

Chances of survival still aren't great, but much higher then the rest.

And how is zombies winning? The whole point of zombies is that they're the end of civilisation and an endless horde. No matter if you can evade them and somehow find enough food, water and shelter to live your entire life, you're still not actually doing well since you're constantly on the run. Zombies, besides curses, are the only thing that never ends.
 

Scarim Coral

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Probably Zombie since I am not one of those idiots who had never heard of zombies before. Beside while I'm not an expect on them but I would know avoid being bitten (wear glove, mask, MUST kill my beloved if they doget bitten etc).
 

Syphous

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Slasher. But wait, are we talking 'Scream' or 'Friday the 13th'? Because that could easily sway my decision. If it's 'Scream' style then I could survive this without issue. But if we're talking Jason... whole other ball game.
 

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gamezombieghgh said:
I'd say I'd probably do ok in all of those because I'm white and by the Laws of Hollywood have a 2.73455 greater chance of survival.
If your a white virgin then there is 58% chance providing you don't masterbate or think of sex
 

Winthrop

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Been doing circuitry since I was a toddler, have taken 3 robotics classes, run a school website, and did decently in a programming contest. Robot apocalypse is my forte.