Poll: What if Games were made in Australia?

[Sargey]

Haha the Tony Abbott one!

 

[L4Y Duke]

They'd be called Mercenaries: Playground of Destrucition and Destroy All Humans!

Oh, wait...

 

[Cazza]

Fallout: New Prime Minister

 

[Doclector]

I can imagine duke nukem's australianised quotes now...

"Feed THAT do your dingo, scumbag!"

Yes, I did just make a bad reference...>_>

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Bunyip Croc Hunter Tri.

Also if Tony Abbott wins the election we will get to live the plot of Assassins Creed 2. We will all be taking a trip back to the 15th Century to be ruled by corrupt religious figures, sans the need for an animus

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Also Barcraft.
Your Fosters (brew) is under attack!

 

[DSK-]

I'd play Command and Convicts: Australian Dawn...

I like this one

 

[Wardnath]

GTA: Down Under.

amidoinitrite?

also inb4---

I'm pretty sure all games would be called '' if Australia had its way.

DAMN

 

[Darth_Dude]

And can someone clean this up for me once and for all; where the hell was Bioshock produced? Someone once told me Bioshock was made by an Australian company, when I decided to laugh at the idea of video-games being made in Australia. I don't know, I'm lost.

I'm pretty sure Bioshock was made with several 2K studios working together, I think they have them all in the intro and on the back cover of the game.

 

[Ekonk]

I'd play G'daylo: Wombat Evolved.

It sounds awesome.

 

[Vrex360]

I have to admit, as an Australian myself, the titles do make me chuckle. Yeah, I would play those. Especially Milo-shock just so I can hear Andrew Ryan ask me if I'd fancy a Plasmid on the Barby.

EDIT: Also:

G'daylo: Combat evolved.

Wouldn't that be Wombat?

Indeed, I suppose it would be.
I just thought that would have been too obvious.

 

[ReckzB]

I'm pretty sure Bioshock was made with several 2K studios working together, I think they have them all in the intro and on the back cover of the game.

Ah, thanks for the info.

Going to try again now. Red Faction: Gillard?

Wow, I suck at this.

 

[Abedeus]

Well, if games were made in Australia, Fallout 3's drinks would be called Nuka Beer. And guns would be beer-shaped, and would shoot bottles of beer out of them.

 

[V8 Ninja]

They would be made in Australia.

OT: No More Rain: Because we all know what Heavy Rain needed beam katanas.

 

[ottenni]

Well there would definitely be more beer and bar fights. And just playing them would cause you to grow a huge mustache, regardless of gender.

Also, in my contribution to the many puns, Company of Derroes