Poll: What is the best non weapon?

[Regiment]

Seeing as I don't own any weapons I'd want to bang up on monsters (the closest thing I have is an antique and I rather like it intact), I'd have to improvise. I have some steak knives around. I could make do.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I don't need a weapon, I am one. That being said, anything is a weapon is thrown hard enough. Hooray physics!!

 

[Aqua Trenoble]

You know you're awesome when you beat things to death with your own dismembered limbs.

But wouldn't that be a two-handed weapon?

HAHAHA! *twirls villain-stache*

Anyways, that poll was difficult for me (as usual) because I would use fists with no effective nonweapons, nonweapons if there's nothing better (or if there's enough awesomeness or hilarity factor available), and actual weapons the rest of the time.

SO THERE!

 

[Auric]

Do cars count?

Cars werent intended as weapons, but running people over would be infinitely more successful in my case than attempting to bat them down with my remedial strength.

 

[Sacman]

I have three electric guitars in my room there basically large axes so I'll just beat them to death with my old computer...

 

[CouchCommando]

Flamable aerosols and a stove lighter, preferably out door bug spray, that shit projects a flame out to around 6 feet min.