Couple of problems here.
1. What's the minimum age for Escapists? You said "When I turn 14." Implying that you're < 14.
2. Where do you live?
On the off chance that you're Australian.
No, he will never be able to legally adopt you in Australia barring change of Legislation.
Firstly, here, if you want to adopt someone you must have been
at least 18 when they were born, ie. 18 years older than them. Usually it'll be more than 18 years.
Also, in Australia, it is
very rare for one person to adopt, there usually needs to be a couple who prove they're in a stable relationship that's able to give a loving and supportive home to the child.
Fun fact on the topic of marriage, in Australia a court must give permission for someone under the age of 18 to get married, it requires extinuating curcumstance, which pregnancy does not constitute. Due to the change in social norms, it's perfectly fine for an unwedded woman to be a mother, thus no judge in Australia will allow a minor (here that's < 18) to be married for that alone.
secretsantaone said:
I love the options.
wait till hes older
wait till you're older
wait till you're both older
As if one of you would suddenly stop growing.
Seriously, unless he's molesting you you can't do shit. The law accounts for angst stricken 13 year olds hating their parents.
However unlikely it may seem, perhaps the OP was allowing for votes reflecting which of the two is the limiting factor.
So for example they think the friend needs to be older however the age of OP is fine, or visa versa.
But you're right, it is funny.