Poll: What is the manliest movie ever made?

[AcacianLeaves]

What do you consider the manliest damn movie ever made?

What makes a movie 'manly', you ask?

1 main character must be a male
2 focuses on feats of strength, having sex, or licensed badassery
3 gratuitous female nudity (male nudity not allowed unless done humorously or in a badass way)
4 no sappy romance sub plot to take away from the awesome (romance is okay if excuse for #3)
5 someone has to die, preferably in a horrible/awesome way

Suggestions for "Other":

- any James Bond movie
- Road House
- Scarface
- The Godfather Trilogy
- any Batman movie
- Tombstone
- American Psycho
- Gladiator
- any Rocky movie
- anything with Clint Eastwood
- any good Schwarzenegger action movie
- any movie with Steven Seagal
- any movie that even mentions Bruce Lee

..Etc. There are too many choices to make a proper poll but I felt this needed to be in poll form anyway.

I'm going to have a man movie party night where everyone is as manly as possible. To quote Dr. Cox:

We are MEN. The women are MEN. The children are MEN. The men, of course, MEN!

Contribute! and don't drop the ball, "man-wise".

 

[Vrex360]

I'm going to go with American Psycho because so many of the common themes were themes for the average and successful male and with the exception of the endless killing is quite relatable to some of the businessmen of today... in a highly satirical and stereotypical way though of course.

But of course there was also Gran Torino....

 

[USSR]

Pretty much any movie with cleavage and multiple explosions with an extremely predictable plot.

..G.I. Joe, for example.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

They Live! Most brutal, realistic street-fight ever.

JUST PUT ON THE GLASSES!

Also the Father of Duke Nukem. Even the ending is manly.

 

[dududf]

Fight Club.

You hit shit, and it fucks with your mind with tits.

What's not to like.

 

[Abedeus]

Evil Dead 1+2 and Army Of Darkness. Bruce Campbell chops off his own hand, replaces it with a chainsaw and has a sawn off shotgun. He also spouts some of the most badass one liners ever.

And this... is my BOOMSTICK!!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The Rock. Explosions, car chases, a massacre in the showers, nerve gas, more explosions, sean connery, guy getting impaled on a big iron spike and sean connery rolling through fire

 

[Jaranja]

Twilight.



OT: Fight Club, it's like Yorkie bars!

 

[crazeecurt]

Shoot 'em Up. So many people die in that movie. The various gunfights and strange situations make it fun to watch. but to stick to your list:

1. Clive Owen as the lead, Paul Giamatti as the villain
2. Focuses on shooting a ton of hired goons.
3. There is enough female nudity to string together the shootouts, and the only male nudity is while they are having sex during a gunfight. (I'll repeat that, Having sex DURING a gunfight)
4. read above.
5. IMDB facts page: 106 on screen body count, and 15 gallons of fake blood


If I were to make the ultimate man movie it would just be a montage of explosions, sex scenes, heavy gun fights, and the only line of dialogue in the entire movie would be at the very end. when I get Keanu Reeves to just say..."Woah!"

 

[hermes]

I choose others, and my suggestions are either Predator (the first one), or Heavy Metal the movie, specially the Den segment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_(film)#Den.

 

[SmartIdiot]

It's between 300 and Fight Club. On the one hand 300 it's ultra manly in the way that the Spartans make a point of never backing down, no matter how wealthy it could make them. However Fight Club is masculinity through and through, a guys only club where they beat the shit out of each other for catharsis from their daily routine. How do you get more manly than that?

 

[AcacianLeaves]

Pretty much any movie with cleavage and multiple explosions with an extremely predictable plot.

..G.I. Joe, for example.

No, no, no. Cleavage is by no means a necessity nor are explosions. There are no explosions in Braveheart. There is no cleavage in Rambo. Fight Club isn't exactly 'predictable'.

Make an effort, man! BE A MAN!

 

[USSR]

Pretty much any movie with cleavage and multiple explosions with an extremely predictable plot.

..G.I. Joe, for example.

No, no, no. Cleavage is by no means a necessity nor are explosions. There are no explosions in Braveheart. There is no cleavage in Rambo. Fight Club isn't exactly 'predictable'.

Make an effort, man! BE A MAN!

My bad, I though my stereotyping sarcasm was blunt enough =p

 

[AcacianLeaves]

Pretty much any movie with cleavage and multiple explosions with an extremely predictable plot.

..G.I. Joe, for example.

No, no, no. Cleavage is by no means a necessity nor are explosions. There are no explosions in Braveheart. There is no cleavage in Rambo. Fight Club isn't exactly 'predictable'.

Make an effort, man! BE A MAN!

My bad, I though my stereotyping sarcasm was blunt enough =p

Mine too

 

[USSR]

Mine too

..you know what this means, don't you -.-

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[AcacianLeaves]

Mine too

..you know what this means, don't you -.-

Spoiler

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That's possible one of the manliest youtube clips. How long before someone posts Powerthirst, I wonder?