Poll: What is YOUR castle made of?

[Tharwen]

Limestone:

Spoiler

(It's not finished, since all my Dwarves seem to do is drink and sleep)

 

[Mondai Randy]

my castle will be made of Ice Cream with Peanut Butter...........and caramel

So just a sundae castle, then.

I guess you can call it that..........but it will also have NUTS. and a bridge made entirely of pickles

 

[Private Custard]

Broken dreams and unicorns tears.

But it could be bricks...and I'm just having a really bad day!

 

[Jim Grim]

Enormous thighs. Human thighs, each one 30 feet high and 5 feet across, held together with some sort of paste. And I would walk astride my fleshy fortress, and I would cry at the beauty of the world beneath me.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

'?'-blocks. That way I can get power ups when ever I want just by punching the wall.

 

[Mondai Randy]

'?'-blocks. That way I can get power ups when ever I want just by punching the wall.

that is the best thing I have read today

 

[Phyonix]

Plutonium, if someone tries to attack, I'm taking the whole planet with me

 

[Reed Spacer]

Plutonium, if someone tries to attack, I'm taking the whole planet with me

Of course you'd be dead of exposure by then, but at least you'll have a unique castle.

 

[mcpop9]

Made of sand... and godly music.

 

[blankedboy]

Boobies.

My enemy will never scale my walls, for they will be mesmerized by them.

What about your gay enemies? YOU'RE SCREWED

Damnit, someone beat me to Creepers. Ummm... my castle is made of Scouts and they'll move when I tell them to. This means uber-mobile castle :3

 

[Phyonix]

Plutonium, if someone tries to attack, I'm taking the whole planet with me

Of course you'd be dead of exposure by then, but at least you'll have a unique castle.

This is very true, but "Died from radiation poisoning, from his plutonium castle" is an arbitrary I'd like to see.

 

[SimuLord]

Waste bacon on a castle?

You should be shot for treason.

It shall be made of depleted uranium.

Tick tick tickity means "run your ass outta there", and then pop some RadAway for good measure.

My castle is a pile of solid granite blocks, hauled into place by slaves.

And I gotta say, I came into this expecting a thread about Minecraft.

 

[Leg End]

[HEADING=1]Fantasies and Dreams[/HEADING]​

 

[magnuslion]

Razor blades and nails cemented together with blood and the tears of emo kids.

 

[TheHecatomb]

My castle is made of Angelina Jolie's lips.

 

[[.redacted]]

My castle is the image I project of myself to others, as is most people's.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

My nest is made mainly out of twigs and tufts of wool. The wool keeps the wind out and keeps my eggs cosy and warm.

 

[Wing Dairu]

My castle is made out of Unobtainium. Simple enough, right?

 

[xXx5Niq3rzxXx]

Cmon, we need more Really Good Bacon!!!