Poll: What kind of bicycle do you ride?

[Turbulenssi]

A broken one

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Uh. I usually ride a mountain bike, but recently I've been riding a tiny little shitty racer.
I got it as a loan from a friend. It is terrifying to ride that thing.
I can feel every jostle in my soul.

Tip: Never put your full weight down on the seat while riding a racer, you will pop a tire. The best position to ride from is where you skim the seat but have all your weight on the pedals, the bike can then move independently of you.

I do that anyway. I can't sit in that seat, someone thought it would be a special idea to postion the handlebars BELOW it.
Every time I go out on that bike I feel like I am presenting myself to the trucker behind me.

 

[Hashime]

Uh. I usually ride a mountain bike, but recently I've been riding a tiny little shitty racer.
I got it as a loan from a friend. It is terrifying to ride that thing.
I can feel every jostle in my soul.

Tip: Never put your full weight down on the seat while riding a racer, you will pop a tire. The best position to ride from is where you skim the seat but have all your weight on the pedals, the bike can then move independently of you.

I do that anyway. I can't sit in that seat, someone thought it would be a special idea to postion the handlebars BELOW it.
Every time I go out on that bike I feel like I am presenting myself to the trucker behind me.

I love the bent down bars, they reduce wind resistance a ton. It is something you get used to. Also, ride enough and you will not mind presenting a bit, neither will the ladies. (a good reason to get involved with a group ride besides great cardio)

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I love the bent down bars, they reduce wind resistance a ton. It is something you get used to. Also, ride enough and you will not mind presenting a bit, neither will the ladies. (a good reason to get involved with a group ride besides great cardio)

... Hi, we obviously haven't met.
I'm Monkfish, though my friends call me Tilly. I'm of indeterminable age, ornery as fuck, and so asexual it hurts feels good man.
Presenting is not a thing I want to do. Under any circumstances.

That bike sees no use unless I need to pop down to the local shop for cigarettes. Cardio and self-improvement are of no interest to me.
'Sides, thing is fucking useless on these awful backcountry roads. Wheels are thinner than my god damn fingerbone.

I need a new bike.

 

[Hashime]

I love the bent down bars, they reduce wind resistance a ton. It is something you get used to. Also, ride enough and you will not mind presenting a bit, neither will the ladies. (a good reason to get involved with a group ride besides great cardio)

... Hi, we obviously haven't met.
I'm Monkfish, though my friends call me Tilly. I'm of indeterminable age, ornery as fuck, and so asexual it hurts feels good man.
Presenting is not a thing I want to do. Under any circumstances.

That bike sees no use unless I need to pop down to the local shop for cigarettes. Cardio and self-improvement are of no interest to me.
'Sides, thing is fucking useless on these awful backcountry roads. Wheels are thinner than my god damn fingerbone.

I need a new bike.

Well, I suggest a heavy mountain bike then. You can find "Easy riders" or touring bikes that have tri-suspension systems and large tires to improve comfort. I would use one but I am not happy with any speed less than 30 km/h.
Triple suspension means independent rear (soft tail), front shocks, and a shock absorber on the seat post.
They are wonderful for leisure and tour riding. If you have money there are models with automatic gear shifts.

 

[The Stonker]

I ride on air.
Because I don't have a bike!
Stupid money problems...

 

[SimuLord]

The slutty girl.

What? Everyone calls her "the village bicycle"...

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

I don't ride bikes,
and trust me, if someone ever manages to convince me to do so,the space-time continium will be erased,blown up, ripped and many other things.

 

[smithy_2045]

My bike does not exist. Haven't had one for ages.

 

[TheHecatomb]

Just a regular city-bike. Nothing fancy but not vintage either.

 

[Queen Michael]

I don't bike. I like to walk down the avenue. Bust a move with Disco Stu. Yes I love to perambulate, it's standing still I really hate, so let me please reiterate: I love to walk!

 

[xmbts]

Mountain bike, mostly because I used to go mountain biking.

 

[dsmops2003]

Eastern Shovelhead

 

[Madara XIII]

Mountain Bike

 

[Ickorus]

I have a Land Rover!

Well, a Land Rover road bike.

Spoiler: One of these ones

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Currently in need of new brake pads and fluid.

and

This one just needs motivation of the rider xD

*edit*

Mmm...Bike porn [http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GKl2fMMDvOE/TPRUuaW27bI/AAAAAAAABss/n_kL3PtBBSQ/s1600/HD.jpg]

I would ride that all day!

 

[GodofCider]

My trusty Trek 1000 has never served me wrong, throughout the duration of my bicycling adventures.