Poll: What kind of drunk are you?

[crudus]

Ever since I obtained the ability to retain words, I have been told that I will never be able to consume alcohol. I was born with the usage of one kidney, and any consumption of alcohol will apparently kill me.

I can find nothing to support that. The only thing I can find is to use moderation with alcohol and caffeine. If you don't die from soft drinks then you won't die from a relatively small amount of ethanol. I do know a guy who is allergic to ethanol and he almost dies if he takes a shot or has a beer. Pretty sure you are better off than him.\

I get very affectionate, sadly. It has caused problems.

Yep, I get a lot of death threats drunk. This is why I have a lucky drinking cane. It isn't lucky in the sense that people don't threaten to kill me; it is lucky in the "oh my goddess, that guy is about to beat up a guy who is on a cane. I should help the handicapped guy!" way. It has saved me more than once.

Im the very over friendly drunk I enjoy hugs and flirting, especially with girls who's boyfriends are overprotective.

Ok, what is wrong with us?!

 

[Klarinette]

It's the only time when I can talk to absolutely anyone, whether I know them or not. I become really, really, reeeeeally friendly. Also, I find that drunk girls tend to find themselves attracted to me. Why I sweet-talk women while drunk, I have no idea - I consider myself pretty straight these days.