Poll: What kind of senior citizen do you wanna be?

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unicron44

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Oct 12, 2010
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GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR TECHNO MUSIC. LISTEN TO SOME REAL MUSIC LIKE SYSTEM OF DOWN OR FIDDY CENT!!!!!!!!!!
 

Mr. Omega

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That old guy wjo just sits there and watches eventful things happen. An observer, always saying how I would have done things differently if I were younger, trying to give advice, but knowing they won't listen.

...Basically the kind of guy I am now, just replacing most of my excuses with "if i was younger".
 

Stollos

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Nostalgic old man, with a bit of wise and crazy thrown in.

When I did work experience at an old folks home with my high school class (community service is a graduation requirement for high school over here) there was this one old guy who told the most interesting stories about his youth and his family. His name was Nobby (awesome, I know), and the best stories were about his time in the Navy, the fights he got in, and all the chicks he went on dates with in his 20's. He was also a bit of a hip old guy in the sense that he knew quite a bit about whats popular today, and a seedy old guy in the sense that he always wanted to talk with and sit near the hot girls in my class.
 

voetballeeuw

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Definitely the crazy one. I think I'll have multiplayer video game flashbacks. At random moments I'd start yelling something about MW2 or Halo.
 

Death God

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I'd want to be the one you see on the news whose climbed Mt. Everest for the 15th time that year. The whole grow old beautifully kind of thing.
 

Blatherscythe

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Nay, I shall be an old fuck, and exploit every privilage the old recieve from their younger family members. I can sleep when I damn well feel like it, get all the free help I need and forget everything because no one needs me to be responsible anymore. That or a hybrid of kind/crazy/wise/vulgar old man.
 

Sedrine

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Do I have to be an old man? I don't wanna get a sex change...

Anyhoo, I want to be like that crazy old lady on The Simpsons who throws cats at people. >:)
 

Durgiun

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I'll be the cool grandpa who collects guns and keeps up with the tech levels so that I'm awesome even into my sixties.