Poll: What kind of woman would you fall for?

[Thomas Rembrandt]

I am curious, which kind of girl is most popular among people like ourselves. I obviously have a very limited concept of the perfect woman, but what about you? Is the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model really all we men want, or do we actually search for more? Lets destroy the cliche about men lusting for the hotties or the perfect soul mate. Time to show we are not that shallow. Or are we?

O f course I would vote for Tara Reid, because... well... Have You Seen Her Playboy Pictures???

PS: If you preferred an answer that isn't in the poll and that's upseting you, I'd like to quote the great Bum Reviewer from TGWTG: 'Live long and suck it!'... But of course feel free to comment. I appreciate it.

 

[TheTim]

Uhm id have to go with the cute and sweet one, which is exactly how my girlfriend is,

except she's also pretty hott too.

 

[Julianking93]

Girl gamer one I guess.

If she doesn't share my interests, then what would be the point of hanging out with her? And a female version of me sounds awesome considering how sexy I am

And why did you use Natalie Portman as an example for the sweet but not attractive girl??

 

[Thomas Rembrandt]

Uhm id have to go with the cute and sweet one, which is exactly how my girlfriend is,

except she's also pretty hott too.

What is a lucky guy like you doing in a place like this?

 

[Paksenarrion]

...myself?

 

[TheTim]

Uhm id have to go with the cute and sweet one, which is exactly how my girlfriend is,

except she's also pretty hott too.

What is a lucky guy like you doing in a place like this?

Its a good way to burn time when i have nothing else to do mann.

 

[Thomas Rembrandt]

Girl gamer one I guess.

If she doesn't share my interests, then what would be the point of hanging out with her? And a female version of me sounds awesome considering how sexy I am

And why did you use Natalie Portman as an example for the sweet but not attractive girl??

Have you seen Garden State? She is freaking crazy in this, but I would marry her in a heart beat (unless Tara Reid would be available). She is not at all the typical hottie in Hollywood. I have no idea, how a character like her would look in real life, i just had to find a common ground... But, Natalie herself certainly qualifies for the hottie. I was using Hollywood Standards.

 

[S.R.S.]

Of course I would vote for Tara Reid, because... well... Have You Seen Her Playboy Pictures???

Playboy pictures? Oh you mean those P. Diddy party pictures yeah. I've seen 'em.

As for me, she'd have to be a friend... a hot friend.

 

[Pariah87]

One who could get past my inherent unlikeableness?

I'd like a combination of one and two, attractie, at least to me, and a personality I can click with aswell.

 

[Julianking93]

Girl gamer one I guess.

If she doesn't share my interests, then what would be the point of hanging out with her? And a female version of me sounds awesome considering how sexy I am

And why did you use Natalie Portman as an example for the sweet but not attractive girl??

Have you seen Garden State? She is freaking crasy in this, but I would marry her in a heart beat (unless Tara Reid would be available). She is not at all the typical hottie in Hollywood. I have no idea, how a character like her would look in real life, i just had to find a common ground... But, Natalie herself certainly qualifies for the hottie. I was using Hollywood Standards.

I haven't seen the movie, but when is Natalie Portman not sexy?

And I'm sorry but I find Tara Reid grotesque. She's not attractive in the least to me

 

[DividedUnity]

Eh none of the above. Well maybe the girl gamer if she was cute.

Id fall for a girl who likes music as much as me.

 

[DividedUnity]

I haven't seen the movie, but when is Natalie Portman not sexy?

When shes rapping about putting her foot down your throat till your shits in her shoe

 

[Trivun]

Girl gamer one I guess.

If she doesn't share my interests, then what would be the point of hanging out with her? And a female version of me sounds awesome considering how sexy I am

And why did you use Natalie Portman as an example for the sweet but not attractive girl??

Have you seen Garden State? She is freaking crasy in this, but I would marry her in a heart beat (unless Tara Reid would be available). She is not at all the typical hottie in Hollywood. I have no idea, how a character like her would look in real life, i just had to find a common ground... But, Natalie herself certainly qualifies for the hottie. I was using Hollywood Standards.

Garden State is an amazing film, but I can't find a cheap copy of it on DVD anywhere near me. CEX is usually cheaper than internet places but since they are specifically pre-owned only, no brand new goods for sale, it's always a case of pot luck when you walk into a branch of that store...

But I agree, Natalie Portman is bloody amazing yet bloody crazy in that film. And she's definitely hot. But for my personal example here, I'd have picked Zooey Deschanel instead. She's quirky, hot, and the poster girl for the indie subculture. Perfect mix for me . Give me a cute girl who's quirky and fun to be around, and I would fall head over heels .

 

[Ironic Pirate]

1 + 4 = 5.

No, wait, I wanted a combination of the first and fourth ones, not...

Damnit. Genies are so complicated.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Women fall for me...simple fact really.

Dammit, I think you ninja me more then anyone else on this god damn site.

Anyways.

OT: What Meta said, it's a very reassuring quality.

 

[LostinOriginality]

I would of picked the first option, but seriously, Megan Fox?

She is REALLY hot. Not many compare in my eyes.

 

[TimeLord]

Give me Amanda Tapping in her Stargate years any day...

*Trails off in daydream*

...myself?

*Slides up in unnecessarily creepy fashion*

Hello there *tips imaginary hat*

 

[maninahat]

...myself?

That could be a complication.
What kind of man then?

As for myself, I found Natalie Portman's character in Garden State extremely annoying. I think Megan Fox is kind of tacky, and I don't even know who this Tara Reid character is. I guess I like the pixie-ish sort of girl with big eyes (see Audrey Tautou).

 

[Thomas Rembrandt]

Girl gamer one I guess.

If she doesn't share my interests, then what would be the point of hanging out with her? And a female version of me sounds awesome considering how sexy I am

And why did you use Natalie Portman as an example for the sweet but not attractive girl??

Have you seen Garden State? She is freaking crasy in this, but I would marry her in a heart beat (unless Tara Reid would be available). She is not at all the typical hottie in Hollywood. I have no idea, how a character like her would look in real life, i just had to find a common ground... But, Natalie herself certainly qualifies for the hottie. I was using Hollywood Standards.

Garden State is an amazing film, but I can't find a cheap copy of it on DVD anywhere near me. CEX is usually cheaper than internet places but since they are specifically pre-owned only, no brand new goods for sale, it's always a case of pot luck when you walk into a branch of that store...

But I agree, Natalie Portman is bloody amazing yet bloody crazy in that film. And she's definitely hot. But for my personal example here, I'd have picked Zooey Deschanel instead. She's quirky, hot, and the poster girl for the indie subculture. Perfect mix for me . Give me a cute girl who's quirky and fun to be around, and I would fall head over heels .

Zooey Deschanel is pretty much the same ligue as Natalie. So, option one for you I guess.