A few things I would like to start off with:
First of all, yes-- I do know what a search bar is, and I've used it many, many, many times. I am aware of the billions(?) of similar topics on this site, and the internet as a whole. However, in this (redundant?) topic, there are some very special criteria for the franchise on which you plan to hypothetically insert yourself:
First and foremost, it must be a Novel...you know, those things that are shat out by the truckload worldwide, and usually have dodgey plots/script, paper backs, and an excess of generic white fantasy-men.
Secondly, it must be part of the Pop-culture collective...the sort of thing that sells craploads, despite its innate dodginess; if you are having trouble determinig whether or not if it's 'pop-culture', it helps to check for certain signs-- namely, a film adaptation of varying quality, a spot on The Times' best seller list, or hordes of screaming teenagers and DeviantArt fan fics (if said book has any of those qualities, it is part of the pop-culture collective)
Thirdly and finally, said novel franchise must have a minimum amount of Shittiness. It can be one page, one character, or the entire bloody series-- it doesn't matter how much shit is contained within the front and back cover, but it must have at least some quantity of the stuff.
If you haven't figured out by now, the question I pose to you is: What Shitty pop-culture novel franchise would you like to be in?
I, personally, would have a taste for being one of those people-with-the-lifespans-of-gnats who populate Eragon...largely due to the hope that a stray arrow (fired by ME) would impale the whiny,impulsive, bastard through the head and cause him to fall screaming to his death-- I'd laugh myself incontinent if that were to happen.
EDIT: It just occured to me-- If I happened to have left out your favorite (m?)SPCNF, please tell me...I do aim to please...
First of all, yes-- I do know what a search bar is, and I've used it many, many, many times. I am aware of the billions(?) of similar topics on this site, and the internet as a whole. However, in this (redundant?) topic, there are some very special criteria for the franchise on which you plan to hypothetically insert yourself:
First and foremost, it must be a Novel...you know, those things that are shat out by the truckload worldwide, and usually have dodgey plots/script, paper backs, and an excess of generic white fantasy-men.
Secondly, it must be part of the Pop-culture collective...the sort of thing that sells craploads, despite its innate dodginess; if you are having trouble determinig whether or not if it's 'pop-culture', it helps to check for certain signs-- namely, a film adaptation of varying quality, a spot on The Times' best seller list, or hordes of screaming teenagers and DeviantArt fan fics (if said book has any of those qualities, it is part of the pop-culture collective)
Thirdly and finally, said novel franchise must have a minimum amount of Shittiness. It can be one page, one character, or the entire bloody series-- it doesn't matter how much shit is contained within the front and back cover, but it must have at least some quantity of the stuff.
If you haven't figured out by now, the question I pose to you is: What Shitty pop-culture novel franchise would you like to be in?
I, personally, would have a taste for being one of those people-with-the-lifespans-of-gnats who populate Eragon...largely due to the hope that a stray arrow (fired by ME) would impale the whiny,impulsive, bastard through the head and cause him to fall screaming to his death-- I'd laugh myself incontinent if that were to happen.
EDIT: It just occured to me-- If I happened to have left out your favorite (m?)SPCNF, please tell me...I do aim to please...
