Poll: What (mildly?) s****y pop-culture novel franchise would you want to be in?

[ace_of_something]

Potter it's the least annoying. I would hang out with Hagrid and we could discuss how awesome it is being hairy and tall.

 

[ADDLibrarian]

Harry Potter, just to introduce the wizarding world to the glamour of the Molotov Cocktail with a side of AK-47. Oh, we can dream...

Lol, the AK-47 part reminds me of this Potter Puppet Pals: Trouble at Hogwarts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpCViyf6Mf8

 

[dstryfe]

I say...the Harry Potter series. I'd try to be some sort of awesome anti-hero, blowing the villains' brains out with my spells, trying to get on Hermione's good side (Emma Watson? Yes!). Then I'd nuke Potter. Dear God, do I hate that character.

 

[NeutralDrow]

There's probably a shitty page of Harry Potter that I can't remember, so I'll take the "minimum amount" clause to its extreme, thumb my nose at the OP, and join the Potter-verse.

 

[Ridergurl10]

Well I'm suggesting a new one, although I'm not sure how many others have read this series. The In Death series by JD Robb. I love them, although they do have a (very) minimal amount of shittyness because they are very repetitive but still awesome!

 

[saxist01]

I'll say the "Belgarion" just to be different. It's a poor poor man's LOTR but I'd be the guy who could walk through stone but was deathly afraid of the sky . . . and girls, they're scary.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I'll say the "Belgarion" just to be different. It's a poor poor man's LOTR but I'd be the guy who could walk through stone but was deathly afraid of the sky . . . and girls, they're scary.

Yad ho. Groja UL.

 

[Motti]

Harry Potter. Why? so I could be a muggle, join the SAS and blow the brains out of Voldemort with an MP5. I even wrote a very violent story to that effect.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Harry Potter. Why? so I could be a muggle, join the SAS and blow the brains out of Voldemort with an MP5. I even wrote a very violent story to that effect.

Did you factor in the fact that he can teleport?

 

[HT_Black]

I'll say the "Belgarion" just to be different. It's a poor poor man's LOTR but I'd be the guy who could walk through stone but was deathly afraid of the sky . . . and girls, they're scary.

Bravo! Bravo! I was literally two seconds away from making that an option, but I hesitated for fear that nobody except for me and my hairy dad had read it-- learn somehing every day, i s'pose.

 

[FROGGEman2]

I like Eragon... (Bleh, I say, Bleh!)

 

[Motti]

Harry Potter. Why? so I could be a muggle, join the SAS and blow the brains out of Voldemort with an MP5. I even wrote a very violent story to that effect.

Did you factor in the fact that he can teleport?

Fine then, I'll just grab mah ghillie suit and snipe him.

 

[Anachronism]

First off, Eragon is not "mildly sh*tty". It is complete and utter cr*p.

That said, I would have to choose Eragon, just so that I could slaughter the entire cast of characters for being clones of characters in Star Wars. I'd probably choke most of them to death while saying "I find your lack of faith disturbing". That would be fun.

Hey, I LIKE Eragon!

I like Eragon...

The thing is, I can sort of understand people liking Eragon. I love Star Wars too.

And that's all Eragon is.

 

[Seddah]

I voted for Harry Potter because as much as I would love to set fire to everyone in "Twatlight" and then piss on their burning corpses while komodo dragons ate their charred remains, I would kill myself after 5 seconds in that "universe" rather than actually deal with the characters long enough to perform the aforementioned acts.

As for Harry Potter, I am lame enough to like it. Mock away.

 

[Ultress]

I'd go for Twilight, If i'm going to be in a bad novel might as well be sexy while I'm there.

 

[timmytom1]

Ha HAz oi cOnt Red o SpeEl LOlZ (i get the impreesion that i should point out that i can read or spell,or i wouldn`t be here)

 

[PureChaos]

it's not really shitty because it's awesome but i'd like to be in the Animorphs, those books were great, never got to the end though
if i had to choose one from the list, i'd go for Harry Potter. being able to use magic would be so much fun.

 

[Trivun]

Harry Potter, otherwise, Twilight, simply because of the presence of Alice Cullen

 

[r4ndom]

I'd go for Twilight, If i'm going to be in a bad novel might as well be sexy while I'm there.

Exactly these reasons. I watched that pile of celluloid shit just two nights back with my girlfriend and her friends.

I'd be happy to be one of the bad vamps, if only so I could tear the face off the main character's head and stuff it back into his mouth-hole.

Oh and the fact that the town they live in didn't seem to have any ugly women. What was with that?

(I'm not complaining about that of course...)