Friends.
*Shakes Jallils' hand*
I know it takes more than that to impress a woman, I have a heart of gold, I don't just care for myself, and I most certainly don't treat people like shit, except for my ex(but that's a different story), but it wasn't intentional(but again that's a different story), man I have to explain now otherwise I'll look like I was just a dick for the sake of it, I was insecure, yeah I said it, I was insecure. *cries*
I love my fellow woman/women really though. Trying to get back in my exes good books, by doing nothing

Fucking "friend", stab me in the back will you, we'll see who has the last laugh when she's back with me *cue maniacal laughter*
I've never heard of Cookies 'N' Cream before so I'm afraid I can't take your candy bar, ah to hell with it, I'll take it anyway lol, it's not like it's going to kill me, is it? o.0
*Looks back on nonsensical rant/tangent*
Yeah I'm done.