Poll: What they should have done with Israel

[[Gavo]]

Jerusalem is more habitable than San Diego, at least...

Yay for sarcasm...right? Well, it is technically a desert where I live there, except it's so developed it doesn't matter.

If Israel didn't exist, there would be zero problems in the Middle East. Of that I'm sure.

Hmm...I'll have to disagree with you there about having zero problems, but there would be a hell of a lot less problems if it didn't exist

 

[NeutralDrow]

If Israel didn't exist, there would be zero problems in the Middle East. Of that I'm sure.

You ever heard of the Sunni and the Shia?

Don't forget the Kurdish. It's not like it's only Arab versus Israeli. There are all kinds of culture clashes in the middle east, and some of them aren't so happy about Western influence.

Agreed. Sunni Arabs vs. Shia Arabs, Arabs vs. Iranians, Iraqi (especially) Arabs vs. Kurds, Turks vs. Kurds, Sunni Afghans/Pakistanis vs. Shia Afghans/Pakistanis...

I honestly think that if Israel didn't exist, Saudi Arabia and Iran would be at each other's throats by now, due to worsening Sunni/Shia relations...which, coincidentally, is something I'm giving a class presentation on next week. Hooray for fortunate timing?

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Jerusalem is more habitable than San Diego, at least...

Yay for sarcasm...right? Well, it is technically a desert where I live there, except it's so developed it doesn't matter.

But...I wasn't being...

Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort?!

*runs*

Spoiler

 

[Lyiat]

Ok... what if... Israel wasn't in the middle east, but instead we got rid of wyoming and put it there???

now think about it. They wouldn't be surrounded by countries that hate them, everyone wins! (except the 6 people who live in wyoming)

I... wait.... b... what...?


What level of intelligence does it take to come up with such an inane idea!? Move Israel to Wyoming? Seriously? THATS your idea?

The -entire- reason Israel is where it is is because of the Holy Land. The Israeli people are primarily Jewish! You know whats in Israel? Jerusalem! By moving them out of that space, your defeating the entire purpose of the country. I mean... really, did you even think about what you proposed before you put that down on the forum or where you just lookling like a reaction like mine?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Nah, give 'em Tejas- they want out of the union anyway.

Jerusalem is more habitable than San Diego, at least...

You just shorted out my sarcasm detector. You owe me fifty bucks, man.

Your sarcasm detector was faulty then. I may not be entirely correct, but I was being serious...climate-wise, of course.

Maybe if you're on the El Cajon side of things, since it does get miserably hot, but the ocean side of the hills is freaking nice.

 

[Mardy]

Well let them stay, see whoever kills each other first. The winners gets the bloody place.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Well let them stay, see whoever kills each other first. The winners gets the bloody place.

Agreed, I stoped caring about the desert peoples long ago if you want to commit genocide over some dirt you think is special be my guest.

 

[demonsaber]

But then we loose Israeli weapons manufacturing prowess! Jk

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I bet you think you're a genius or something for coming up with that solution, don't you think that they would have done that already if that was a serious option?

What many people fail to grasp is that Palestine wasn't just selected at random, it was chosen because it was the ancient Isralite land, putting Israel in Wyoming wouldn't make any sense.

/thread.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.108674

mines better. i have solutions.

No you don't.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Nah, give 'em Tejas- they want out of the union anyway.

Jerusalem is more habitable than San Diego, at least...

You just shorted out my sarcasm detector. You owe me fifty bucks, man.

Your sarcasm detector was faulty then. I may not be entirely correct, but I was being serious...climate-wise, of course.

Maybe if you're on the El Cajon side of things, since it does get miserably hot, but the ocean side of the hills is freaking nice.

It certainly is. Here in East County, we don't get no fancy things like "ocean breeze" or "not living in a heat-sink valley." I'm perfectly willing to believe Jerusalem is less habitable than La Jolla. ^_^

 

[Unknower]

Except...that's...not their Holy Land?

For crying out loud, man! Of course the land would be moved to Wyoming too!

Why do I have to do all the thinking?

 

[traceur_]

I like it, it's insane and logistically impossible, can't wait to see how it turns out.

 

[Tears of a Tree]

Ok... what if... Israel wasn't in the middle east, but instead we got rid of wyoming and put it there???

now think about it. They wouldn't be surrounded by countries that hate them, everyone wins! (except the 6 people who live in wyoming)

I... wait.... b... what...?


What level of intelligence does it take to come up with such an inane idea!? Move Israel to Wyoming? Seriously? THATS your idea?

The -entire- reason Israel is where it is is because of the Holy Land. The Israeli people are primarily Jewish! You know whats in Israel? Jerusalem! By moving them out of that space, your defeating the entire purpose of the country. I mean... really, did you even think about what you proposed before you put that down on the forum or where you just lookling like a reaction like mine?

i was more making a joke but now that I see you aren't smart enough I'll try to talk about my joke response seriously like you do. While they wouldnt be in their holy land, Jews would at least have a home, which they havent had for thousands of years. Also considering you havent proposed anything I would say that I actually have more of a leg to stand on with my jokes than you do with reality.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Yeah, the Jews would just love living in Wyoming. In fact, the only reason the Jews chose to live in Israel at all was to piss off the Arabs. Everyone would be perfectly happy this way.

/sarcasm

Your stupidity is offensive. I'm going to report this thread to have it locked as soon as possible, and I hope you take the time to seriously consider killing yourself.