Poll: What weapons do you own?

[Mukil]

Other: My fists...the finest weapon this side of my house.
Oh I also have a doberman, but I know people dont break into my house because of the barking noise my fists make when I graze them together.

 

[crudus]

I own a switchblade and a quick wit. I also know a little martial arts. You can also name an item and I can name at least 2 ways to kill you with it.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I have a few dragon statues to bludgeon to death with, a paintball gun, and a kitchen full of different knives

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I've got a butterfly and switchblade. I've also got a 22. somewhere. There is a cane sword and, ornamental katana around somewhere. And a cheap short-sword. I have a replica of Darth Maul's DB Lightsaber as well: both halves.

 

[vrbtny]

MY INCREDIBLE POKE

Also, the internet. I'm serious, i can make people kill themselves with this.

Go anywhere on 4chan.....

OT: MA BASEBALL BAT!!

 

[Seriphina]

Do kitchen knives count?!
Escapists scare me

 

[MetaMop]

I have one model broadsword with norse runes and a fantasy dagger with the hilt like a dragon's head and the blade like fire spurting from the dragon's mouth. Both look pretty metal.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Two shinai, decent knowledge of the human body from my brief stint as a nursing student, and a bad attitude.

 

[Steamtech]

A small collection of knifes, both replica and actual survival/fighting blades, a replica Toledo broadsword, a moderate knowledge of martial arts, an intense knowledge of anatomy, as well as any number of improvisable weapons.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

My bare hands are all the weapon I need...

 

[FortheLegion]

I have numerous Throwing knives, a rifle, a machete, and a decorative sword.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Weapons...These

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Or these

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Or these

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This is the collection as of a year ago. Doesn't include a tomahawk, compound bow, Kalashnikov, M-16, or .44 magnum.

God bless the U. S. of A! And guns.

 

[SleepyOtter]

I got a sharp ass fountain pen
and I've killed with it before...

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Does a toy lightsaber count?

Yes... A thousand times, yes...

I own a switchblade and a quick wit. I also know a little martial arts. You can also name an item and I can name at least 2 ways to kill you with it.

A 1" by 3" piece of red tissue paper.

 

[Kermi]

Eh, I have a surplus USMC knife which a blackened blade, an old invory-handled hunting knife my dad gave to my uncle as a gift about 30 years ago when he was first dating my mother - how this ended up in my hands I don't even remember. I also have some Japanese swords of varying sizes but they're all cheap touristy junk.

I don't claim to have proficience in using any of these. They're trinkets. Souveniers.

I also have my fists, which have been hardened by knuckle-pushups to tile-breaking resilience. Those I can use.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Let's see...Each catagory, shall we?

Knives/Swords:

1) Replica Master Sword
1) Short Sword
1) Machete
1) Hunting Knife
1) Fishing Knife
1) Survival Knife
5) Pocket Knives

Guns: (Note: ** denotes weapons in the house that I do not own)

1) .177 BB Gun
1) .17 Rifle
2) .22 Rifles (**)
1) 30-30 Rifle (**)
1) .35 Rifle (**)
1) 16 Guage Shotgun (**)
1) .410 Shotgun (**)

Improv:

2) Hatchets
2) Axes
2) Crowbars
1) Baseball Bat
1) Sledgehammer
1) Hiking Staff

 

[LogicNProportion]

I currently own:

-Fishing Knife
-Switchblade/Lighter Combo
-Buck Knife
-Katana
-Viking Longsword
-Horse Cutter
-2 .22 Rifles
-.22 Ruger Revolver

And of course, my fists.

Getting an MPK5 for $400 in a bit.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Me and that's it. So rapier wit basically.

 

[jamradar]

I have this bad boy right here:

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If anyone messes with me I will shove this butter knife so far up their butthole they will never find it.