Poll: What will Yahtzee review this week?

[wolf92]

I dunno. He didn't tell me when we were hanging out the other day.

Man, he didn't tell you either?
I kept forgetting to ask him while we were pony trekking with Jimi Hendrix under the sea

 

[Saltyk]

I'm hoping for Enslaved, since it sort of reminded me of Sands of time. Maybe he'll like it.

What fun would that be? I love when Yahtzee HATES a game. That's when he's at his best. Check out his review of Sonic Unleashed for an example. Actually, he should do Sonic 4. While I haven't played it, I'm sure he'll have some great comments about it.

 

[wolf92]

I KNOW WHAT HE'LL REVIEW
But I can't tell you guys until Wednesday

 

[MetroidNut]

My guess? None of the above, just to piss everybody off.

 

[Jonluw]

I'm hoping for Enslaved, since it sort of reminded me of Sands of time. Maybe he'll like it.

What fun would that be? I love when Yahtzee HATES a game. That's when he's at his best. Check out his review of Sonic Unleashed for an example. Actually, he should do Sonic 4. While I haven't played it, I'm sure he'll have some great comments about it.

I think it's more exciting when he likes a game though. It's sort of out of the ordinary. Plus, it's interesting to see what complaints he might have towards a game that I liked.

 

[LightspeedJack]

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Wow we still get these threads?, fuck me I'm out of touch.

awesome for Ben Crowshaw I suppose.

In other words, silly question that will be answered in a few days.

Listen to Sensei here Young OP

Patience, young one.

I award you this picture, for your Mastery of common sense.

Why do people have to be all clever and pretentious on these forums. You're not cool, you're just a killjoy.

 

[Numachuka]

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Wow we still get these threads?, fuck me I'm out of touch.

awesome for Ben Crowshaw I suppose.

In other words, silly question that will be answered in a few days.

Listen to Sensei here Young OP

Patience, young one.

I award you this picture, for your Mastery of common sense.

Why do people have to be all clever and pretentious on these forums. You're not cool, you're just a killjoy.

Maybe it is YOU who is the killjoy. Saying we cant have pictures of wise old men and making jokes.

 

[LightspeedJack]

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I guess we can't all be internet snobs.

 

[Kermi]

I doubt he's going to do New Vegas yet - he needs a week to play the game then a week to make the video, and the video is usually finished the week before it goes up on the Escapist. New Vegas maybe next week but probably the week after.

I'm hoping he does Civ V but there's not really a story to make fun of so the video would be kind of dull.

I think most likely is Medal of Honor. It's been out long enough, and it's another realistic brown FPS for him to ***** about. He might possibly do Enslaved, but again based on timeframes I think we're more likely to see that next week, or maybe put off to a week when there's nothing else coming out.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Fallout and Sonic 4 came out just this week. The usual system is that he plays for a week, writes, and posts about a week or two after the actual release date. So.. too soon for those.

Not a J-RPG like Kingdom Hearts or, for that matter, a crappy game like Kingdom Hearts.

I'm going with Medal of Honor or Civ 5. But since he isn't a fan of RTS and doesn't seem to be reviewing them (as he skipped Starcraft II), I award my prediction to Medal of Honor... unfortunately. Course, he'll probably surprise us with something we didn't expect.

 

[Arkvoodle]

Something that will inspire hatred & fast-paced comedy.

 

[theComposer]

Kirby's Epic Yarn.

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I wish, but I believe I heard that it's not coming out in Australia until next year.

OT: Probably New Vegas. I can't imagine he'd want to play another gritty war shooter (MOH) which he seems to have been crusading against lately.

 

[bossfight1]

i'm hoping Kingdom Hearts. It's one of my favorite series.

 

[Swifteye]

Why can't you wait four to five days to find out? Nobody knows until he reviews it. I tell you what game he's least likely to review. kingdom hearts. He's never reviewed any of the past games and I would be mighty upset if he decided to claw into the game even though there's zero chance he would have liked it.

Anything with a gun is the best choice so always assume he's going to play something that invovles shooting people. Beating em ups. Or the combination of the two.

i'm hoping Kingdom Hearts. It's one of my favorite series.

Then you probably don't want him to review it. He's going to shit all over it he never likes JRPGs.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm going to say MoH, mainly because there hasn't been one for a it and the whole "Taliban" controversy over it just smacks of something he would eat up.

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

I have a feeling he's going to review Medal of Honour, and he's gonna rip it to shreds.

 

[AvsJoe]

Why do people have to be all clever and pretentious on these forums.

Someone has to be. Besides, it's fun being clever and pretentious. It's like a polite version of trolling.

 

[MrGalactus]

There's an awful lot of things you didnt include here..

 

[V TheSystem V]

He won't do Civilisation 5 as he has stated he hates RTSes.

I am hazarding a guess at Medal of Honor or Castlevania.

 

[Fridge]

I'm not sure, usually he refuses to review things that are just out. Mind you he was pretty quick with reviewing Fallout 3. I doubt civ 5 will get much of a look in really.

Ok, I've now made a decision I'm thinking Fallout: New Vegas but to be honest I'll still watch and listen intently.