Poll: What would you do if you were a woman for a day?

[Casual Shinji]

I would do the obvious for obvious reasons. Afterall, it's not like I can go outside, suddenly being a woman and all; How am I gonna explain that shit?

If fate handed me this miracle for a day, then I'd better take full advantage of it and thoroughly study the female form indepth and enjoy myself doing it.

Also, I'm a big, dumb male. *yuck yuck*

 

[Phasmal]

What better way to know what feels good for a woman than to experience it first-hand?

Well, talking to the woman in particular you are trying to impress.

Not sure how well "well my wife/last girlfriend/your sister likes it when I do this" goes down, for example.

Lol, thats really true.
Women don't all like the same things, so thats pretty ... usless, really.

As for me, if I was a dude... I dont even know. I guess I'd open jars all day.

 

[Wtfmissile]

I'd hide inside my room all day away from anyone I know. Not for that purpose, but because suddenly becoming a girl is weird. I'd probably try that, but not for 3 hours or some bizarre excessive amount of time. And if I was cute I'd take pictures. Not naked pictures or anything, but just pictures so I could see the cute girl-me.

Totally believable....

 

[Guffe]

well number
1: Freak the hell out!
2: after somehow getting to know that it's for 1 day....
first off all clothes and start wondering about this strange new body ofc... <.<

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Well I'd say I'd do the obvious but I'd probably be a very unattractive girl...So, I'd borrow from British Culture and I'd Keep Calm And Carry On

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd live it up! Being a women for a day would be great!

...I'd be able to experience the thrill of shopping for hours! And talk without stop! And complain about things hypocritically!

Naw, I'm just joshin ya!

OP: Well, it would definitely be interesting! I'd like to see exactly what the other sex goes through on a daily basis... it would really be a cool experiment!

...would I stay as a women if given the choice? Probably not. Unless something happened that completely blew my mind that day I think I'd rather stay a man in most cases.

...would my day end in "that"... Probably... Not gonna deny it, but curiosity dictates my life...

 

[xPixelatedx]

I needa settle a dispute with a friend-girl who doesnt believe me when I say almost all guys if they were a woman for a day would do the obvious..eg locking themselves in a room for 3 hours or spending excess time in the shower, Soooo..

Lol wat? XD That is not something I have ever thought about doing, and if I was a woman for a day chances are I wouldn't be as enamored with the female form as a guy would be. Unless your poll is asking what it would be like to transform into a lesbian for a day.

 

[BlackStar42]

I'd lock myself in my room for 24 hours and...thoroughly get to know the new me.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

- Become woman
- Do obvious
- Do boring everyday shit for a while
- Go out into town for the evening
- Find bar
- Find random hot guy to hook up with
- We do obvious
- Wait to see look of horror on his face when I switch back the following morning
- Bask in teh lulz

 

[tippy2k2]

I would first do as everyone else.
After that I would wait until 23 hours was up, find a guy and get it on with him. Then watch his face when I turn back to a man again. That would be hilarious.

But if you're in the middle of...and you switch back at that moment....if he's inside, wouldn't that....

Bah, never mind.

Anyway:

Spoiler

If you are a guy and you know it's only for twenty-four hours (so buying clothing and living like a woman for such a short time wouldn't seem to be worth it), this is essentially it. Don't give me that look high-road guys; you know this is exactly what you'd be doing all day...

 

[ThreeWords]

Well, that really depends: would everyone be totally normal with it, or would I have to explain to my own parents where their son had gone, and what I was doing in his room?

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

What I normally do... since I am a woman.

Nobutsrsly if I was turned into the opposite gender I would probably just relish in the fact that I no longer need a bra. Jog shirtless?

Should do that anyway.

Nah, hurt too much.

 

[GoaThief]

I'd do the obvious, of course. Unless I had to go out to get some KY or something similar... If I'd have longer I'd probably explore other people's reactions to certain things but as it stands, the obvious as we're mostly all perverts at heart (yes, women too if they're being honest).

This is why at the time of writing well over 150 have voted for the pervy option, whereas only 18 have gone the non-sexual route. I'd wager some of those (but not all) are just saying that for some perceived moral superiority or somesuch to boot.

 

[370999]

Well none of my clothes would fit properly so I couldn't go outside. I would probably lock myself up and then cry in fear and hope the I change back.

 

[Hagi]

Freak out.

Seriously, I went to sleep a man and woke up a woman. That shit's creepy.

I'd spend all day thinking about how it was even possible, what the long-term consequences are going to be, how the hell I'm possibly going to adapt, if it's reversible, what could have possibly caused it etc.

Don't think I'd be in the mood, at all, for what you consider to be the "obvious".

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

I would play with myself. I would masturbate like crazy, maybe even go have lesbian sex. I would play with my tits all day long and I would make a video of myself stripping and playing with myself just to see if I would find it arousing when I'm back being a dude. Chances are I would.

Freak out.

Seriously, I went to sleep a man and woke up a woman. That shit's creepy.

I'd spend all day thinking about how it was even possible, what the long-term consequences are going to be, how the hell I'm possibly going to adapt, if it's reversible, what could have possibly caused it etc.

Don't think I'd be in the mood, at all, for what you consider to be the "obvious".

This is the kind of thing that pisses me off. When someone asks a question like this, they don't mean that the situation would happen without you knowing. It's really that obvious that OP meant what would you do if you were granted to be of opposite sex for a day.

 

[AngryMongoose]

I'd do the obvious, but I do that most days anyway...

 

[Rinshan Kaihou]

Spoiler: *raises sticky hand*

Spoiler: Of course, my instant reaction would be this

Yeah, that.
I might find something else to do in between sessions though. Maybe try on clothes and try to look pretty.

Imagine how much it'd suck if you ended up getting your period on that one day...

That first one is epic.

Also I clicked on "Obvious" because come on....

 

[MammothBlade]

Play with myself, pig out on exquisite junk food, go clothes shopping, then seduce a guy and a girl into a threesome. You know, general hedonistic stuff.