Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded by NINJAS?

[Shawshanker]

Screw the zombie horde fourms. What if ninja's invaded your country? What would you do then? I would team up with Batman to kill them, that is assuming he is not one of them. Batman IS a ninja basicaly.

[EDIT:] I supose I wasn't too specific before. They want to assasinate everyone until they rule the country by being the only ones left.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Well we'd never see them, so we'd never know, stuff would start happening and we wouldn't know why. Mass panic would ensue.

 

[Radeonx]

...The same answer for the zombie thread.
Steal Neonbob's nukes and nuke everything.

 

[DazZ.]

Depends on what they wanted... Not really up to me what happens in that situation.

 

[blindthrall]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

 

[Zacharine]

I would call the Pastafarists I know to assemble the mighty Pirate hordes.

We all know pirates beat ninjas

 

[Nex-Falx]

Get a lamp.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We have the S.A.S, home of the techno mega ninjas, no puny normal ninja stands a chance.

 

[Shawshanker]

Get a lamp.

That might acually work.

 

[lasherman]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

Interesting, but what would you do in case of zombies?

On topic, according to the TV show Deadliest Warrior, you can easily take down a ninja with a spartan.

 

[SturmDolch]

Leave the country, move to the city. Hur hur, semantics.

 

[BenzSmoke]

Use a flamethrower to kill them.

They can dodge bullets. But I don't think they could dodge fire.

 

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

Ninjews.

 

[Sassafrass]

Use the Osterhagen Key.
It is the only way to stop them forever.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

...The same answer for the zombie thread.
Steal Neonbob's nukes and nuke everything.

But then what will be left for the whales?

 

[Cabisco]

hmmmm, S.A.S vs a bunch of teenagers who dress in black and go "I'M A NINJA, lulz kwl"

real ninjas are dead, the only ones left are idiotic 13 year olds in costume playing on xbox live. S.A.S can kill kids with ease

 

[Timotei]

Well we'd never see them, so we'd never know, stuff would start happening and we wouldn't know why. Mass panic would ensue.

I knew it! Ninja's did WTC and then framed Al Quaeda. The sneaky motherfuckers.

OT: I would try to amass as many in one spot before trying to defeat them all. We all know that they become weaker in greater numbers.

 

[Radeonx]

...The same answer for the zombie thread.
Steal Neonbob's nukes and nuke everything.

But then what will be left for the whales?

He has more then enough.

 

[Shawshanker]

hmmmm, S.A.S vs a bunch of teenagers who dress in black and go "I'M A NINJA, lulz kwl"

real ninjas are dead, the only ones left are idiotic 13 year olds in costume playing on xbox live. S.A.S can kill kids with ease

So? Zombies aren't real. And I did mean REAL ninjas the ones who can't kill you before you know what happened.

...kinda like Batman.

 

[Ashtovo]

be dead cuz there nijas