Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded by NINJAS?

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wonder why they would want to invade Kentucky.

They want fried chicken.

...then world domination.

What about grilled chicken?

 

[Tzekelkan]

I would fight them. I am one, they are many. Ergo, conservation of ninjutsu declares me the winner.

 

[Shawshanker]

Wonder why they would want to invade Kentucky.

They want fried chicken.

...then world domination.

What about grilled chicken?

No just fried.

...maybe a small diet coke.

 

[Nex-Falx]

Get a lamp.

That might acually work.

Cuz' I'm just effin' crazy enough to make it...

OH and mirrors... Don't forget mirrors.

 

[Nickolai77]

assemble the mighty Pirate hordes.

You called? The others are on their way. Pillaging to be done. You understand.

And i'll assemble the Viking's hoards, we'll rape, burn and pillage them ninja's back to the stone age. And then have a huge wild drunken party!

 

[Zacharine]

assemble the mighty Pirate hordes.

You called? The others are on their way. Pillaging to be done. You understand.

Of course, of course. I can hardly expect mighty pirates to just forget their pints of grog and the curvy wenches on their arms for a measly ninja invasion.

 

[Helmet]

And i'll assemble the Viking's hoards, we'll rape, burn and pillage them ninja's back to the stone age. And then have a huge wild drunken party!

Sounds Glorious, brother. We shall feast and drink until Ragnarok comes! After all, Vikings are the original pirates...

Of course, of course. I can hardly expect mighty pirates to just forget their pints of grog and the curvy wenches on their arms for a measly ninja invasion.

And don't forget it! The ninja invasion is a mere annoyance at best. Not worth spilling grog or missing the chance to enjoy the company of a curvy wench for. Once the grog and the wench are both gone, we'll kick some ninja ass.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I'd get on the phone to the Bad Dudes, they'd sort out those Ninja's.

Spoiler

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I would give them smallpox pajamas. Pirates get anthrax eyepatches.

Spoiler

Fucking A that is awesome!

Why thank you good sir. It was the first thing that came to my head, so I figured I should bring it to life.

I know, right? Five people have died from anthrax since 2001. That only works out to a little more than two deaths per year, but they were all in 2001. It's not as deadly as everyone thinks. You're better off just getting 'em drunk and hoping they die of alcohol poisoning.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5jLJUQyr41yWnHXoAaZZhFYpo-jQA

 

[hippykiller]

me and the RA would stop them.

 

[Hirushia]

I wouldn't be doing much... Considering I would be busy invading a country...

 

[Assassin Xaero]

I refused to vote in your poll due to the lack of the "Call in an army of pirates!" option.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Leave Early and when their gone arrive late.

During the time being? Minesweeper.

25 cookies to whoever can get this reference.

 

[Hazy]

Run. Don't think, grab the nearest item, and get the fuck out of dodge.

They're ninjas. You will fucking die.

 

[Knife-28]

Offer Michael Atkinson as a sacrifice so that they spare my life.

 

[MagicMouse]

Scenario

I hear about the ninja invasion, the ninja gets in my house, he looks at me, i look at him, he does fancy sword trick for intimidation, I blow his head of with my 30-30 lever.

Then Indiana Jones kills me for being a copy cat, drat.

 

[Kayyyleb]

Laugh as the US military wipes them out.

 

[ResonanceSD]

Screw the zombie horde fourms. What if ninja's invaded your country? What would you do then? I would team up with Batman to kill them, that is assuming he is not one of them. Batman IS a ninja basicaly.

[EDIT:] I supose I wasn't too specific before. They want to assasinate everyone until they rule the country by being the only ones left.

How the hell would we know it happened?