Poll: What would you do if your country was invaded by NINJAS?

[ThreeWords]

I would call the Pastafarists I know to assemble the mighty Pirate hordes.

We all know pirates beat ninjas

YES!

I and my crew stand ready!

 

[AWAR]

do a barrel roll!

 

[inpachi]

Kill them because everybody knows that a group of ninjas is nothing... But when you get 1 ninja he is GOD TIER! So multiple ninjas can be killed simply just use a feather and poke them a few times.. However if just one comes over we will be raped!!!!!!!

 

[Strategia]

I'd trick them all into saying Candlejack, then they'd all dis

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well... I think we'd be dead anyway if they intended to kill everyone.
Only way to beat them is to make the area unlivable.
Bomb, burn, biological warfare, burn again, bomb some more, maybe nuke.
Either way, everyone would end up dead :|

 

[BabySinclair]

Ahh, but wait, since it is an army of ninjas The Conservation of Ninjitsu is in effect meaning that anyone with mildly sufficient abilities could lay waste to the ninja army, that is until only one is left and we'll just nuke him

 

[TimeLord]

Evacuate then ridiculous amount of tactical nukes

 

[ryai458]

I would build an underground bunker with one way in a 500 ft 5ft by 5ft tunnel they wuldnt be ble to get to me I would just sit at the bottom with akimbo 1887 and rape anyone who runs at me with a knife/sword

 

[MR T3D]

Ahh, but wait, since it is an army of ninjas The Conservation of Ninjitsu is in effect meaning that anyone with mildly sufficient abilities could lay waste to the ninja army, that is until only one is left and we'll just nuke him

i'd be fine, because Conservation Of Ninjitsu [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConservationOfNinjutsu?from=Main.ConservationOfNinjitsu] would be in effect.

ninja'd ya, bro!

 

[Jark212]

Call Chuck Norris, John-Claude Van Damm, and Steven Seagal...

Problem solved in 1 1/2- 2 1/2 action packed hours...

 

[GODoftheRIGOVERSE]

I'd just shoot'em in the face like INDIANA JONES in that one movie

 

[blindthrall]

using my tongue i would crush them all with a giant pyramid UFO...

...or bubble and hearth tbh

That only works on French alien ninjas. Nice avatar btw.

Considering that people normally get it from shearing sheep, and some of them get it IN THE LUNGS and survive, I'm going to say that's irrelevant :V

Big difference between sheep anthrax and the weaponized kind. Besides, I think the US anthrax scare was just a threat. Even after eight years of a global War on Terror, they've never found any terrorists responsible for it. The spores used in the attack could have only come from two sources, both in the US. One was a research lab in Boston that kept only inert samples to manufacture a cure, and the other was Fort Detrick, the army's bioweapons headquarters. The man in charge of the anthrax samples at Fort Detrick shot himself a week before he was supposed to testify in the FBI's investigation. Keep in mind that the spores were sent only to leftist politicians and reporters. It may not have been an inside job, but I doubt al-Qaeda had anything to do with it. I would really love to post a source, but I read this back in 2002. It was in a mainstream newspaper, though.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

snip

I live in the United States. I wasn't trying to offend you when I posted that link. These deaths and the 2001 attacks weren't the only anthrax deaths in the past decade. Not every death makes the news. I wasn't at all suggesting they did that with the needles, I was simply saying they died from the anthrax rather than the heroin. I'm not a dermatologist, I once did a research project on anthrax.

On topic, I would like to see a ninja attack me when it takes a shot from one of my many firearms.

 

[The DSM]

Get an army of Pirates.

Maybe the battle will result in so much win the universe will implode.

 

[1gremlyn1]

Use an army of robot pirates to kill them all.

 

[PureChaos]

probably try and join them though i doubt i'd be any good

 

[Lord Beautiful]

If that happened, then I'd be safe. The Ninja recognize and revere their brethren.

 

[DMonkey]

Shoot them...
They are tiny people in dark clothes with knives...
Not exactly bullet proof...