Im sorry but just reading that was fucking hilarious.Foxpack1 said:
OT: Kept it, just because it would add spice to my life.
Poll: What would you have done in his position *Harry Potter ending spoilers*
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OT: Kept it, just because it would add spice to my life.
I have to say I'm pretty skeptical that the thing was all that great to begin with. Harry, a mere student, just grabbed it out of the hands of one of the most powerful wizards ever. Ditto for Malfoy. I'd just as soon use my perfectly function wand rather than than have an ever-so-slightly more powerful stick that everyone and his dog is going to be chasing after me for. No thank you.
Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Fine, I'd keep the wand. Use it's awesome, fuck off powers to go back in time, and then repeatedly watch that bit from the last film when you see down her top.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Yes Hermione Cleavage.
EDIT: sorry for double quote, dont know what happened there.
I saw the movie twice, but don't remember that bit.El Dwarfio said:
Er, in the books at least, Dumbledore had decided long in advance to let Malfoy beat him, I don't think it mattered if Malfoy actually used a spell or not.Regnes said:
But yeah, what about all the other wizard fights? What about the practicing in the room of requirements, doesn't that count, or the wizard duel in the department of mysteries, or the time they attacked Snape, or the time Snape was attacked by Harry's dad or...
Its the bit when they fall off the silly cart thingy i the giant caverns that apparently exist under London.thaluikhain said:
You should remember it, it's about the best bit in the film
Actually that's not fair to say, I quite enjoyed the last one.
Interestingly enough, the film and book disagree on this, he snaps it in the film so it definitely can't be used, whilst in the book, he keeps it only so he won't use it and let it's power be broken when he dies of natural causes, but that depends on him living the rest of his life undefeated and never getting disarmed.
Destroy the thing. While it's the cliche 'wise' solution, the fact remains that someday you're going to get assassinated by someone trying to get hold of it. Not only that but once you're dead, any idiot can have ultimate power, not to mention the wars that would be fought over it.
I'm not really seeing any advantage to having it unless you have a really pressing need to kill people. Even with Death Eaters it looks like, at least before they all broke out, that was more a matter of finding them than overcoming them once you did. It doesn't seem like there's a wizard Iran that everyone needs to guard against or anything so having an unbeatable weapon seems a bit... unnecessary. Maybe it can be used to do incredibly powerful useful things too, who knows.
I'm not really seeing any advantage to having it unless you have a really pressing need to kill people. Even with Death Eaters it looks like, at least before they all broke out, that was more a matter of finding them than overcoming them once you did. It doesn't seem like there's a wizard Iran that everyone needs to guard against or anything so having an unbeatable weapon seems a bit... unnecessary. Maybe it can be used to do incredibly powerful useful things too, who knows.
I would have destroyed it as well. The last thing I need after saving the world, is a bunch of wizards trying to one-up me (or kill me) to gain possession of the Elder Wand. It's best to break it into a million pieces and toss the little trouble maker into the ocean.
To be absolutely fair, that one line is far more interesting than anything else in this thread.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
The question of what movie and thus what age group you would first tap Miss Granger is a much, much more interesting topic.[footnote]Though we would have to check with Doctor Professor Surgeon General Jonathan Holmes to see if its paedophilia or not.[/footnote]
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On topic: Don't care. Probably use it to take over the world. Lets face it, the wizarding world is full of a bunch of pussies. And their strongest fighters were a bunch of school kids for fracks sake. Harry Potter is total animeverse.
And the school was badly fucked up so yeah, Harry probably could have taken over no problem.
But Ima hold out voting for the "Bang Hermione" poll option.
Well there's the option he chose in the books. That he decided to hide it somewhere no-one would ever find it so that the wand would belong to someone who was undefeated and be destroyed that way. I would most likely do that. Which means I neither keep it nor destroy it.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
I was thinking that.soren7550 said:
But I thought the final film skullfucked everything else as well.
OT: I would've put it back in Dumbledore's grave, or somewhere nobody would ever find it, like a deep jungle in South America.
Then there would be wizard equivalents of Indiana Jones searching for it to return it to a wizarding museum, which would be awesome.
I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that it's indestructible by mortal hands, otherwise wouldn't Dumbledore have done it himself to prevent Voldemort from getting it?
Keep it I guess, I mean how many people knew Harry had the Elder wand? As long he didn't over used it for powerful stuff it would be perfectly fine keeping it without anyone trying to kill him in his sleep.
