Poll: what would you prefer to have? (not involving consoles)

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mrblackett

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Yeah, we can't make up words like you. Go on with your giant pulsating mega-brain and don't come back until you can ask us easy questions.

*smashes animal's head in with a bone*
 

bread golem

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mrblackett post=18.70061.679449 said:
Yeah, we can't make up words like you. Go on with your giant pulsating mega-brain and don't come back until you can ask us easy questions.

*smashes animal's head in with a bone*
I said morons, not space odyessian, and by the by, I doesn't take intelligence to make a good question, it takes common sense, and wisdom...
 

Danny Ocean

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mrblackett post=18.70061.679449 said:
*smashes animal's head in with a bone*
OW! HEY! That uh...eeerh..heay, ooh, i head...yeah!.. igot my r3t4rdat10n w1sh! w00!

*cough* Joking aside, when someone starts a thread, the are generally taken to expect posts. You know, that's what a thread is: a collection of posts.
If you didn't want people to post, you should say so. Although I think that might be ban incurring.
I mean, including retardation in this thread was just begging for funnies like this:

Decoy Doctorpus post=18.70061.679407 said:
I'd like my IQ trimmed a couple of hundred points so I could converse with the various mortals I come across. I could also stand to lose some of my epic muscle mass so I can fit my herculean mass into a volkswagen beetle.

In short I wish I could be just a little bit less ball bustingly awesome.
Hehe.
 

bread golem

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I did want posts on this forum, but I didn't want peoples reasons, why would I need your reason, when the question is "what would you prefer to have?" There is no, and why? but I get those anyway, but hey, do what you may, just try not to a jackass about it.
 

The Wooster

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Then you might as well ask if people like apples or oranges. If you take away the discussion part of the off topic 'discussion' forum you kind of take away the whole point.
 

mrblackett

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bread golem post=18.70061.679468 said:
REDH4MMER post=18.70061.679466 said:
Wisdom. baby!

"Wisdom, is only possessed by the learned!"
Exactly that! Thats perfect! What else would I need from people?
In all seriousness - well, all the seriousness I can muster given the circumstances - why do you need this? How do you expect to become a better, more enlightened human being from this thread?
 

bread golem

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All I wanted to know is what you wanted, if you have an actual reason for why you want it, then go ahead post it, but if your going to go and post something like this "I'd like my IQ trimmed a couple of hundred points so I could converse with the various mortals I come across. I could also stand to lose some of my epic muscle mass so I can fit my herculean mass into a volkswagen beetle.

In short I wish I could be just a little bit less ball bustingly awesome." Then I'm going to get pissed off. That is jus ta bit assanine...
 

bread golem

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I expected to discover what people wish they had, in the form of a poll. With this, I planned on discusing this with my friends.
 

mrblackett

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Really? Whatever happened to talking about girls/boys you fancy? What super power you would have? What you would do with a million *insert local currency*?

To be honest, the reason I'm so cynical (besides my age) is that none of the options you've listed are mutually exclusive. You can't really have one without the others. Also you get really arrogant, pretentious responses (not naming names). It's a question that, while I'm sure is well intentioned, just isn't very good.

Just to show I'm not a complete arrogant dick I will answer your question...in the poll. I know you don't want a reason.
 

bread golem

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mrblackett post=18.70061.679521 said:
Really? Whatever happened to talking about girls/boys you fancy? What super power you would have? What you would do with a million *insert local currency*?

To be honest, the reason I'm so cynical (besides my age) is that none of the options you've listed are mutually exclusive. You can't really have one without the others. Also you get really arrogant, pretentious responses (not naming names). It's a question that, while I'm sure is well intentioned, just isn't very good.

Just to show I'm not a complete arrogant dick I will answer your question...in the poll. I know you don't want a reason.
I thank you for being honest, and for answering the poll, but I've seen people that were ridiculously intelligent, but didn't have an ounce of common sense, or creativity... or really any of the above (retardation asides) but hey, its just who he was.
 

.J.a.T.

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I can has intelligence?

Yeah, I'd love to be smarter than anyone else and beat the crap out of their minds. Awesome.
 

NeedAUserName

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Street smarts, so I can be a lovely cockney rogue who knows all there is to know about life in London.
 

Death Magnetic

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Wisdom, for some reason I'm not sure on. An intelligent person without wisdom can not use that intelligence to a properly constructive method that can benefit. A wise person can exploit and conquer more by using their wits even if they themselves can't create anything worthwhile.

RAKtheUndead post=18.70061.679396 said:
More intelligence. I'm sick of being constrained by my 150-odd IQ.
Isn't it dreadful?