Poll: What's the greatest and/or worst advice you have received?

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Jay Knowles

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best advice was from my dad "girls are trouble, stay away from them." i should have listened...
 

hazabaza1

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This thread has made me realise that I never really get given advice.

Weird.
 
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tigermilk said:
Best and worst piece of advice I have ever received:

"Go for it".

It has lead to both some of my happiest and saddest times; some increidible experiences and missed oppurtunities. If I had my time back would I do it differently? Fuck yes.
Ha.

I think "be yourself" is another one that falls into both the good and the bad advice category.
 

Logiclul

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Best advice: This is the world; welcome. Gravity will always bring you back down, but if you practice, you can keep jumping up higher and higher and quicker and quicker.

Worst advice: Don't try to outjump gravity.
 

Danial

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Best advice: Never Drink or do drugs, become an interesting enough person to not need these social crutches.

Worst advice: Man you should TOTALLY start playing an MMO
 

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Danial said:
Best advice: Never Drink or do drugs, become an interesting enough person to not need these social crutches.

Worst advice: Man you should TOTALLY start playing an MMO
Because that's totally why people drink.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
This thread has made me realise that I never really get given advice.

Weird.
Nobody could ever give Stephen Fry advice.

OT:

Best:

"It's always easier to fix other people's problems than your own" from a friend I looked up to as a kid because he's a couple years older than me. This advice is something I actively use to hold my depression in check.

"A stab is quicker than a slash" when learning to sword fight.

Worst:

"A way to get in with girls is to like all their status updates". I never followed this, but I do acknowledge the guy giving me this advice is a dick.
 

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Jay Knowles said:
best advice was from my dad "girls are trouble, stay away from them." i should have listened...
Stay away from Women. That's my motto. Unfortunately I can't. That's my trouble.

Chairman Miaow said:
Danial said:
Best advice: Never Drink or do drugs, become an interesting enough person to not need these social crutches.

Worst advice: Man you should TOTALLY start playing an MMO
Because that's totally why people drink.
To be honest, that is at least part of the reason I drink.
 

J-meMalone

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I'm not sure on "best" advice to be honest, but worst would have to be "just wait".

It doesn't seem too bad at first, "good things come to those who wait" and all, but in this example I was literally being told that if I sit and wait for good things to fall on my lap. The world doesn't work like that. If you want something to happen you need to do something to make it happen.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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Greatest: Always try to prove yourself to others and show them your worth.

Worst: Do your best to find out the best in someone (because we all know that there are a**holes, dicks, whores, and overall bad people that will be nothing more than that).
 

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"Everything is good for you, if it doesn't kill you"

what? And that time it does kill me! Stupid stupid advice (but a great song lyric)
 

Broady Brio

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Best? I can't remember.

Worst? Courtesy of two drunk, mid 30's twins in a pub.
"You go to college? Fuck college, it doesn't get you anywhere. Seriously get a job, or me and my brother will kick the shit of you. We did exactly that and look how happy we are now."

Yes drunk man, clearly you are the personification of happy. Drinking. In a pub.
 

Danial

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Chairman Miaow said:
Danial said:
Best advice: Never Drink or do drugs, become an interesting enough person to not need these social crutches.

Worst advice: Man you should TOTALLY start playing an MMO
Because that's totally why people drink.
It's still good advice, I worked as a bouncer for too long to ever want to drink again. There is only so many young men and women you have to carry out of a pub bleeding and covered in there own vomit before you realize being sober was the right choice, and like wise so many Mount Hyjal Raids before you realize you made a wrong one.
 

Chairman Miaow

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Danial said:
Chairman Miaow said:
Danial said:
Best advice: Never Drink or do drugs, become an interesting enough person to not need these social crutches.

Worst advice: Man you should TOTALLY start playing an MMO
Because that's totally why people drink.
It's still good advice, I worked as a bouncer for too long to ever want to drink again. There is only so many young men and women you have to carry out of a pub bleeding and covered in there own vomit before you realize being sober was the right choice, and like wise so many Mount Hyjal Raids before you realize you made a wrong one.
But that's like not driving because some people speed, not going on bridges because some people jump off them, or not eating because some people eat too much. (I'll admit that last one is a BIT of a stretch.) Either way, it's your decision, and just because other people take it to excess doesn't mean you have to. It's fine to not drink, but you shouldn't judge people for drinking either.