Poll: What's with the "Pineapple on Pizza" debate?

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It's delicious.
The true crime against pizza is Chicago "Pizza".
 

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Souplex said:
It's delicious.
The true crime against pizza is Chicago "Pizza".
I always considered "Chicago Pizza" more like a pie.
Good, but not real pizza.
 

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This is all just a distraction from the great danger facing us, the force which threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society and civilization across the world....

People who eat pizza with a fork and knife.



[small]the hell is their deal, seriously[/small]
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
This is all just a distraction from the great danger facing us, the force which threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society and civilization across the world....

People who eat pizza with a fork and knife.



[small]the hell is their deal, seriously[/small]
The real PizzaGate

 

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Pineapple is the sexiest fruit around and i have freely on my pizza and on its own. Sweet and juicy. Why do i like it? I am from an island that grew up with fruits, veg and meat recently killed in front of you. If you dont like it, that's fine. We all have different taste.
 

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I like pineapple on some pizzas. Not all. It doesn't go with pepperoni, but I like it when it's accompanied by simpler meats, like ham or chicken. It's also very good if you have a Barbeque sauce base on your pizza. That was where I first discovered my love of it.

I used to work at a Dominos Pizza, and occasionally you'd get pizzas left by the side. Either one that was made wrong, or cancelled orders or what have you. I noticed there was a Texas BBQ pizza on the shelf, so I had a slice, and found out that there was pineapple on it. It tasted amazing, and I've been a staunch advocate for pineapple ever since.
 

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Fruit has no business on being on pizza.

I don't care for pineapples to begin with, but you have to be some kind of monster to want fruit, and warm fruit at that, on something that doesn't need it.

Pineapple on pizza lovers are right below on anchovies on pizza cretins. Monsters.
 

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Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Fruit has no business on being on pizza.
Tomato is a fruit.

Though I agree that pineapple has no place on a pizza, though this has to do with me just not likeing pineapple at all.
 

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As long as the cheese and tomato sauce block out the taste of anything else, you can take a shit on a slice for all I care.

Pineapple though is not shit, so it can stay the fuck off my pizza.

Anyway, to at least try to stay on topic, I suspect the argument flared up again because of all of those easy recipe or "put X ingredient everywhere" videos. Some heathen probably baked some pineapple pizza pie wrapped in bacon or some shit and social media did it's thing.
 

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infohippie said:
Cycloptomese said:
Also, the toilet paper roll should be orientated so that is comes out over the roll. Never under.
Unless you have cats. Trust me on this.
Took the words out of my mouth. My cat stopped ruining entire rolls less than a week after I turned the roll around.

OT

I haven't had it for like 20 years mostly because when I want it it's like one slice and literally no one else i know likes it, but it's legitimately not as bad as all that.

Having said that, literally every other type of pizza appeals more to me.
 

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PointlessKnowledge said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
Fruit has no business on being on pizza.
Tomato is a fruit.

Though I agree that pineapple has no place on a pizza, though this has to do with me just not likeing pineapple at all.
Sometimes dices tomatoes on fine on a pizza, and sometimes they just make everything a soggy mess. At least they don't taint everything they touch.

Have you ever shared a pizza with someone that likes pineapples on their pizza?

It's just the worst.
 

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I hate Pineapple in general, but having warm pineapple infecting a pizza is the worst. First of all, it shouldn't be warm. It makes the texture and taste even worse. Second of all you can't even pick it off because the taste cooks into the pizza, ruining it forever. Third of all, super sweet fruits do not belong anywhere near a pizza.
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
This is all just a distraction from the great danger facing us, the force which threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society and civilization across the world....

People who eat pizza with a fork and knife.



[small]the hell is their deal, seriously[/small]
It''s funny, I feel much the same. But just a couple weeks ago, I had to eat some pizza with a fork as it just wouldn't support it's own weight without dropping all the toppings and cheese off. Once I ate a bit, I would switch to eating it with my hands like a civilized person, of course.

It was at Mellow Mushroom, for the record.
 

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All these people saying hot pineapple is bad, when in fact, it's by far the best way to consume it. Grilled on a skewer, fried, put on pizza, it's all great.

I dun get u peeps.
 

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The Rogue Wolf said:
This is all just a distraction from the great danger facing us, the force which threatens to destroy the very fabric of our society and civilization across the world....

People who eat pizza with a fork and knife.



[small]the hell is their deal, seriously[/small]
Australians? Thats the first I ever encountered it, lol (From Canada, but lived there a couple of years).
Also they had shredded salami as the standard topping instead of round pepperonis, bunch of nutters.

(And put beets on hamburgers)