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Xpwn3ntial

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Jasper Jeffs said:
Wipe my ass against the wall. How else do you think shit stains get on the wall in public bathrooms?
So it was you! I might've known.

OT: I usually check. On the one instance that none of them have any, I just deal with it.
 

Veldel

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whats crappy is living with your sister and her daughters and because they have no regard for anyone else and such the take the downstairs toilet paper to use upstairs instead of getting it from where its stored so when you go to take a dump and then find no toilet paper you have nothing to use and they laugh and think its funny -_- True Story
Oh and then not get in trouble because I go off on them so I get a talking to because I shouldnt of gotten mad or anything


Glad it was only a few month i had to live with the lil bitchy brats
 

ezeroast

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A friend of mine ripped off his shirt pocket and used that once. I always check before i dump.
Got caught at home once but the shower always works.
 

loc978

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hmm... in 30 years, this has never once happened to me. I check reflexively for TP even when I'm at home.
I don't know how I'd react.
 

Brutal Peanut

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I try to never use public washrooms. Except maybe to wash my hands after a meal (like a burger, or sandwich). Especially not to go #2. But if I have no choice - I check for toilet paper AND seat-covers even before I walk all the way into the stall. Then again, I also carry tissue paper/napkins in my purse.

So, I'm always prepared! ^_^
 

Jasper Jeffs

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Xpwn3ntial said:
Jasper Jeffs said:
Wipe my ass against the wall. How else do you think shit stains get on the wall in public bathrooms?
So it was you! I might've known.

OT: I usually check. On the one instance that none of them have any, I just deal with it.
Muahaha! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

Off-topic, but what's the anime in your avatar? It looks mighty colourful.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Jasper Jeffs said:
Muahaha! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

Off-topic, but what's the anime in your avatar? It looks mighty colourful.
No! I will hunt down every last one of you!

The show is called Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's not only colourful, it's also great. It's also called Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica.
 

Blemontea

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I havent taken a dump in a public bathroom in years... i imagine i would go to a different stall.
 

Jasper Jeffs

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Xpwn3ntial said:
Jasper Jeffs said:
Muahaha! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

Off-topic, but what's the anime in your avatar? It looks mighty colourful.
No! I will hunt down every last one of you!

The show is called Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's not only colourful, it's also great. It's also called Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica.
NEVAH!

I will check it out, I wanna take a break from Gin Tama after this season I'm watching ends and watch something else for a while. Cheers!
 

fletch_talon

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I always wipe the seat of public toilets before I sit on them.
This ensures that:

a) The seat won't have any wet patches and will be (slightly) more hygenic to sit on.
and
b) That there is actually toilet paper in the stall.

But if that situation arose I would call someone since I always have my mobile on me.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Jasper Jeffs said:
NEVAH!

I will check it out, I wanna take a break from Gin Tama after this season I'm watching ends and watch something else for a while. Cheers!
Raagghh!!

Cool. Let me know when you finish episode three.
 

ApeShapeDeity

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Yeah, if you're really marooned with a mookie'd up butt hole, you wipe your arse with your jocks, flush 'em and go commando the rest of the day.
 

Baneat

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Ask the next guy

"Can you spare one square?"

Can't believe this hasn't been referred to