Poll: Where does Bayonetta stand?

[Limasol]

She doesn't stand anywhere with low ceilings that's for sure.......

 

[nicholaxxx]

little bit of 'b' a little bit of 'c'

with 'who gives a shit' thrown in for good measure.

 

[Igen]

Proof that even chicks dig bayonetta

I had the game on my shelf with the rest of my collection, X-girlfriend came over for the weekend, she played Bayonetta from start to finish. She loved the game. ~shrug~

 

[Igen]

That's just a hint that she's a lesbian.

I'd go for either #1 or #3, myself.

LOL, yea it seems that way, but im pretty sure shes not.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Just a game they made that knew people would buy? Sure it's tits and violence, but good share of games like tits and violence, so they just made what the gamers wanted XD

 

[misfitqueen]

Dude, I'm not a lesbian. I liked the game because the fighting was straightforward, the graphics were pretty good and the mind-boggling plot twists were oddly intriguing.

I LIKE GUYS AND I LIKE THE GAME. What's wrong with that?

True, the provocative poses were excessive and the pole dance during the end credits was kind of disturbing, but it gave me something to laugh at BECAUSE of how ridiculous it all was.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Bayonetta doesn't stand. She lies down with her legs spread. She's a joke. In addition, she reminds me of a thirteen year old scenster mall kid who thinks boys will like her if she wears a miniskirt.

In the winter. Bayonetta obviously has no strong father figure in her life. I just want to sit her down and tell her everything is going to be ok and that people will like her even with her clothes on.





But of course I say this a father to a beautiful little girl, so perhaps my paternal genes are talking.

 

[Sirtwitchy]

Well... let me think, what goes through my head on the average 5 minutes...

Girls, sex, kicking some douches ass, girls, tits, ass, more ass, more ass, tits again, sex.

Too me that makes Bayonetta a bitchin game.

THIS THIS THIS, OH GOD THIS!!