Poll: where would you hide in a zombie apocolypse?

[HazukiHawkins]

I wouldn't bother hiding. A zombie apocalypse kills you sooner or later anyway, that's what makes it an apocalypse... but barring that, I suppose a large, well defended military bunker full of soldiers taking turns manning high caliber automatic weapons?

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

national guard armoury, the zombie surivial guide said that was the best place

*High five*

The guide was actually written by zombie sympathizers. The BEST place to hide is in a hospital morgue in the heart of a city experiencing a zombie outbreak.

 

[Justice Pie]

I'm sure if the zombies shuffled against the steel doors long enough, They would come open. But then all you would have to do is stick a chair/bar/Anything really against the door to stop it opening... Come Justice Pie, Let us rebuild New San Diego!
Also, welcome to The Escapist

Thanks dark! Hopefully I'll find something interesting here to keep me coming back. Looks good so far.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

None of those; It would be a Costco! On a hill! Next door to a home depot! Across the Road from a Cabella's! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Victory is mine.

 

[Christemo]

hiding in 1 of the hundreds of Empire State Building offices. that way im almost ensured safety, as zombies is too dumb to search through a whole 1000-foot high building.

else, id choose the top of aegis rock (i think its that its called) in australia. seriously, what zombie would climb a 300-foot rock just to find you?

 

[WendelI]

A) I would run, zombies cant run
B) I would hide in a church! probably god would listen to me now that allot of people have been zombified. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Also In castlevania crosses are the ultimate weapon against zombies. That is as credible as zombies themselves.
C) Act, live, as a zombie my self! get some blow fish and it a slight amount, you will get paralyzed, Die for about an hour and later wake up from the dead. Congratulations you are a Zombie!

 

[traceur_]

I'd go for the mall, so I can watch movies when I'm bored and there's a supermarket in the mall so lots of food and there's a pharmacy, and a great parkour site right next to it. Or I'd fucking rrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!! since zombies can't run.

 

[IxionIndustries]

If I had a good enough group, I would head to wal-mart/target, since some could stand guard at the numerous entrances.

If it was just me alone, I'd head to a gas station. Plenty of food and stuff for myself, not that many entrances, lots of ways to barricade the place. But i'd have to go somewhere like Bass-Pro Shop or something to stock up on weapons.
Also, if I was being overrun, I could ignite the gas pumps, and blow the zombies to hell with me.

hiding in 1 of the hundreds of Empire State Building offices. that way im almost ensured safety, as zombies is too dumb to search through a whole 1000-foot high building.

else, id choose the top of aegis rock (i think its that its called) in australia. seriously, what zombie would climb a 300-foot rock just to find you?

Super-Zombies perhaps? Gotta hate those.

 

[Inverse Skies]

The middle of the sidewalk, who would suspect someone was hiding there?

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Strip Club, food, drinks, whores, what else do you need, the bouncer will take care of the zombies at the door.

 

[Dorian]

Luckily, my house is isolated enough that only zombie insects would pose much of a threat, and even then I'd only be in trouble if it's those damned lady bugs.

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

Hiding is for pussies, I'd gather up some guns and go zombie slaying until I ran out of ammo and got overwhelmed by the inevitable super zombie.

 

[Novania]

Its all about the Zeplin

 

[jockslap]

i voted for "rfuuuun!!!" which is nonsense so i can use it as a surrogate for my idea, i would probably hide in a discarded fridge or something, its fairly well protected, but if i had a suit of armor i would just go lie down somewhere

 

[jockslap]

If I had a good enough group, I would head to wal-mart/target, since some could stand guard at the numerous entrances.

If it was just me alone, I'd head to a gas station. Plenty of food and stuff for myself, not that many entrances, lots of ways to barricade the place. But i'd have to go somewhere like Bass-Pro Shop or something to stock up on weapons.
Also, if I was being overrun, I could ignite the gas pumps, and blow the zombies to hell with me.

hiding in 1 of the hundreds of Empire State Building offices. that way im almost ensured safety, as zombies is too dumb to search through a whole 1000-foot high building.

else, id choose the top of aegis rock (i think its that its called) in australia. seriously, what zombie would climb a 300-foot rock just to find you?

Super-Zombies perhaps? Gotta hate those.

idunno mean, if i was a super zombie i would be like "fuck that"

 

[AceDefective]

well zombie apocalypses could only last so long with all the nuclear devices overreacting (no one to maintain them)and stuff like that so safe would be space (drinking beers with predator before he disembowels me)

 

[Mask of 1000 Faces]

You will never ever catch me hiding in a Z.A.

I will fight and protect my "fort", I will not hide.

 

[iJosh]

Dorm room. No one can break through them. Dead bolt lock and a door thats solid steal.

Id have a shit load of non-perishable foods and a generator. Fuel and other random stuffs.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

where would you hide? personally i choose supermarket, it has a HUGE amount of food, i would probably just wait out the zombies

Too many entrances, they would find a way in eventually, after all, you're the one who can die of age. Or disease if you last long enough. I myself would head for anywhere people don't live yet, sooooooo in other words I would try to make a floating city, or Rapture, if I could get enough people, if not, a boat would do.

 

[Evertw]

I would go to, Iceland, such isolated as it is.

Or maybe to an SAS area, one of the military bases.