Iwata said:
Fire Warrior... ah, Fire Warrior... despite an excellent voice cast (Brian Blessed, Tom Baker, Sean Pertwee) the game itself was, in a word, crap. I gave this game two chances, once on the PC, then on the PS2, and it never fails to disapoint. A single Tau Fire Warrior slaughtering his way past Space Marines, Chaos Raptors, Valkyrie Gunships, Obliterators... umm... no. Suspension of disbelief is one thing, but this is taking it too far.
Oh man, don't
ever read the novel! I made the mistake of thinking that it couldn't be
too awful, as the author behind
Lord of the Night (Simon Spurrier) had written it, and LotN was bloody excellent.
Oh how wrong I was - imagine somebody had been standing over your shoulder as you were playing
Fire Warrior. Now imagine they sat down and typed out, nearly word for word,
exactly what you were doing in game while they watched, video game logic and all. I'm talking tri-part key sequences, weapon swapping, multi-stage boss fights with obvious "shoot the power source he's drawing from!" weak spots, watching events happen through impervious glass, always being alone with somebody's voice in your ear, the works. And all the while the main character is working me into a frothing rage by virtue of his sheer impossibility - I honestly think I ruptured a few blood vessels from how angry I got over Kais's continued existence (he should have been a cyan
smear in the first chapter alone).
And the absolute worst part is that the bits where Kais isn't breaking the bloody fourth wall simply by existing? Those were actually good, grah!
Fire Warrior may not be the worst book I've ever read, but it's absolutely the worst Warhammer 40,000 book and it's most definitely the novel that wins hands down the "Makes Gildan want to start punching his fists through drywall whenever he even
thinks about it" award.
[small]So please for your own sanity do not dig up a copy out of curiosity. Some things are better left unknown.[/small]