Poll: Which ability would you want the most?

[Xrysthos]

Underwater breathing, without a doubt.

Photosynthesis would be nice, but everyone would call you a vegetable, and why would anyone want to not have to eat? I mean, think of all the tasty meat one would miss out on!

And I doubt that photosynthesis could even create enough energy to keep a human being alive, even if you walked around naked to expose sufficient amounts of your skin to direct sunlight.

 

[Robert632]

breathing underwater. i have a terrible fear of drowning.

 

[IckleMissMayhem]

I'm a watersports instructor, so 'breathing underwater' easily bests any of the other options.

 

[A random person]

Either breathe underwater or spawn pizza, assuming it's good. Considering that I don't swim much, I'm leaning towards the latter.

Edit:

words

This post wins, that is all.

 

[Takoto]

Difficult choice between breathing underwater and spawn pizza. I picked the breathing underwater one...

 

[Spacelord]

Spawn Pizza

Make money EVERY lunch time, solve world hunger, suddenly the UN loves you, everybody gives you money and then BAM you enslave the world.

Well... shit! I didn't even look at it that way. Fuck! Can I still change my vote to this?

 

[Jandau]

Double jump sounded cool initially, but then I remembered that I can jump like crap, and double crap is still just crap.

Underwater breathing also sounds better than it actually is. Sure, you wouldn't drown, but you'd still have to watch out for pressure, low temperatures and a slew of predators.

I'd go with photosynthesis. At least I'd save a ton of money on food...

 

[GestaltEsper]

Breathing underwater.

 

[goldfalsebond]

win rock, paper, scissors every time

 

[Sulu]

Breathing underwater definetly.

Spoiler: Waterworld Anyone?

 

[Jark212]

Breathing Underwater:
Swim to the bottom of the ocean
Hang out with Aquaman and King Neptune
Join Navy SEALS

 

[Fantomkilla]

double jump man!! then id be able to finally hit those [?] mark boxes!

 

[ThreeWords]

Double jump would be awesome, especially for freaking people out.

I agree, with the added fact that it would make parkour far more interesting

 

[Summerstorm]

While the double-jump is awesome... i take the pizza-spawning. I could sell them, eat for free as much as i want... and have a nice trick. Hell people at parties would love me.

 

[RPQ]

i'd say equally TV in head, underwater and pizza. All good ideas.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Barf on command. If anybody pisses me off, I can just release a horde of infected upon them.

 

[paragon1]

Photosynthesis, with sleep on command coming in at an extremely close second.

 

[SnipErlite]

Double Jump - Finally Parkour becomes easier to learn......

=]

 

[secretshadow90]

Breathing underwater means no drowning! I would only want to watch TV in my head if I could skip the commercials.