Dante's Inferno is out now, and regardless of whether or not it's good, I'd just like to see where our loyal escapist members would burn when the day of reconing finally comes. For me, I'm probably going to Limbo for being an Atheist.
Poll: Which Circle of Hell do You Belong?
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Apparently Sloth is a sin but not a circle, so it's Limbo for me. Good thing I'm flexible...ish!
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Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Moderate
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Low
Heretical. No surprise there.
Although I don't lie, and I'm a selfish pack rat, so I would switch level 4 and 8 around.
Edit:
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Moderate
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Low
Heretical. No surprise there.
Although I don't lie, and I'm a selfish pack rat, so I would switch level 4 and 8 around.
According to this quiz [http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv], I'm in the 6th level:
"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis: You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."
Sounds like my kinda place. Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company!
"Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis: You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."
Sounds like my kinda place. Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company!
I've always been a puragtory sort of guy: I believe in the Father, son and Holy ghost (and all derivitives or combinations thereof), I don't do roundheeled rolls in the hay, don't stuff myself on general principle, abjectly loath materialism of any kind, don't believe in violence of any sort (with the tentatively possible exception of psychological violence, and nonlethal self-defense, but that's a different question altogether), and despise liars and traitors more than any other type of person I can name.
If I was forced to pick, I might say 'Wrath', for aforementioned qualms on violence.
Interestingly enough, despite all that AND the fact that I live in deep Alabama, I wholeheartedly support Barack Obama and Objectivism (Marxism does in a pinch).
If I was forced to pick, I might say 'Wrath', for aforementioned qualms on violence.
Interestingly enough, despite all that AND the fact that I live in deep Alabama, I wholeheartedly support Barack Obama and Objectivism (Marxism does in a pinch).
Assuming a one time offence is enough to condemn you to suffer in any particular circle, I can safely say that Uncle Lucifer will be giving me the grand tour of his estate. At least the music will be good.
See here's the thing for me. I've never believed any one religion had the right answer, so I've believed in my own religion, and never really shared it with anyone. Then Futurama said every current religion is wrong. So if I've got the right one, that means I get Heaven. If I'm wrong though, I guess that would mean Heresy for me wouldn't it?
EDIT: I took that test thing and I got Second Circle, which is Lust. So bad news is, I'm going to hell. Good news is, I get to bang Cleopatra!
EDIT: I took that test thing and I got Second Circle, which is Lust. So bad news is, I'm going to hell. Good news is, I get to bang Cleopatra!
Let's be honest here, if you're male and have been on the internet at some point in your life, you're probably Lust.
'Covet thy Neighbor's Wife?' Oh hell yes, in glorious HD and from multiple angles when possible.
'Covet thy Neighbor's Wife?' Oh hell yes, in glorious HD and from multiple angles when possible.
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Lowazncutthroat said:
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme
Oh yees