Poll: Which commenter are you??

[ace_of_something]

kind of a know-it-all. I will instantly let people around me know if something is inaccurate or doesn't jive thats actually if I LIKE it.
If I don't expect relentless 'jester'.

This is as far as films/movies etc.

Comments on the internet? I think the only word that applies is 'verbose'

 

[Richardplex]

Standard, anything else is accidental for me.

 

[Stammer]

Hardcore Thumbs-Up Guy.

That's actually why I like these forums-- no thumbs-up or thumbs-down to worry about.

 

[Mikeyfell]

The know-it-all : Now you've all seen this person. This is someone who tries so hard to make themselves seem edumacated that it's almost as if they swallowed an entire thesaurus. Big words and unusually long paragraphs are a must. It's usually in a reply to someone, making them seem dumber by comparison. You will also correct people if they make a spelling error or similar. Why is nobody as smart as you??

Troll : Little description needed here. You want to annoy people and will say whatever you think will make that happen.

Ninja Troll : Pretty much the same thing except you arn't as obvious. You are far more subtle in your antagonising and most people won't realise your true purpose.

Jester : A little more laid back with things. All you care is that your comment is seen as witty or otherwise humorous. whether a funny picture or amusing quote. You want people to laugh at what you've left behind.

Well I've been posting on the Escapist for a while now and according to the community and the Mods these 4 are all the same.

Standard : Speaks for itself. Making a comment is just business, you dont have any purpose or agenda you just want to leave your opinion. Or so you think...

And I'd also be willing to add this one to the list because all I'm doing right now is leaving leaving my opinion and you people probably think I'm trolling right now.

So I've posted in every category except Spoiler or Ninja Troll.

 

[Laxman9292]

Lvl 9,000 Know-It-All/Lvl 69 Ninja Troll
Keyboard of False Superiority
Mouse of +1 Random-Ass Button
Monitor of Clarity
Mind of an Idiot

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Wait, Jesus DIES!? ZOMFG HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS!?

OT: Eh, I'm probably 25% Standard, 75% Jester.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I think you'll find that in your description of Know-It-All you spelled educated wrong.

But in all seriousness, standard. I'd love to say Jester, but I'm rarely ever funny on this site.

 

[manic_depressive13]

Depends on the day and how much sleep I've had, so I choose all of the above. Except for troll. Honestly what sort of ineffectual chump proclaims themselves to be a troll, much less a "ninja troll".